Knickers that block fart odour

[oldrider]

No, no, no. You have to do a little squirm & roll your cheeks apart slightly, the gruds should be taught across the buttocks, not chewed, to allow room for the expansion of gas & dissipation down the legs of the strides.

The gases in question are combustible & a result of fermentation while digesting food, it's a by product of shit production, it's not shit. If your farts smell the same as your shit then you need to either change your diet or the frequency of your movements.

Truly life as a biker has many challenges of which ordinary folk can have no conception.

Unfortunately my legs have grown short with age and I no longer own a bike because I can not reach the ground any more.

What a shame as I would like to have tested the full compliance of your teachings in the art of (arsehole) gas emissions.

Maybe in the next world such opportunities will abound. .

[Swoop]

Truly life as a biker has many challenges of which ordinary folk can have no conception.

Unfortunately my legs have grown short with age and I no longer own a bike because I can not reach the ground any more.

Happy Birthday Oldrider! Hope it is going well and that there is lots of cake!