Arrrrrrgggggggh!

**dangerous** · 25th August 2005, 20:30

Originally Posted by scumdog

$600 and my tassled jacket....

$600 and my bucket racer...... and my cop detector

**scumdog** · 25th August 2005, 20:32

Originally Posted by dangerous

$600 and my bucket racer...... and my cop detector

Hmmmph, me phoning you before I front up does not constitute a 'cop detector!!

**Motu** · 25th August 2005, 20:37

People do dumb things eh? And as WINJA says,they are the bookmarks of your life....

We had an old kerosine heater,and it was a bit cantankerous...smokey on startup - so I would put it out in the front entrance way with the chimney off and the door closed until it settled down.One day I forgot about it and opened the door to a wall of flame! I totaly lost it,running around like the headless chook...I found an extingishure,but it was empty,raced out to the shed and forgot my keys raced back in,back out to the shed,back in with another empty extingisher....shit it must of looked funny - because my wife was laughing! Her young brother had put a handful of flour over the wick....then they stood back to watch me panic.....

**Rashika** · 25th August 2005, 22:39

Originally Posted by dangerous

$600 and my bucket racer.... take it or leave it :spudflip:

oye...

she aint that cheap.....no way you give away the bucket!
Unless you killed it again??

**Biff** · 25th August 2005, 23:15

Originally Posted by Rashika

oye...

she aint that cheap.....no way you give away the bucket!
Unless you killed it again??

Yeah - you tell him Rashika. She's worth much more than that.

I was once offered 30 camels for her by an Arabian guy. He had three slices of meat on his head and a vibrator up his arse. I think he said his name was Shake Morehamhead.

**Indiana_Jones** · 26th August 2005, 01:29

Before.....................After

"Opps, Somebaby left the water running....."

-Indy

**inlinefour** · 26th August 2005, 02:30

I bet she does not do that again. If I ever own my own home again the kitchen and badroom will have their own drainage system incorperated in the floor upon renovation...

**Rashika** · 26th August 2005, 05:43

Originally Posted by Biff

Yeah - you tell him Rashika. She's worth much more than that.

I was once offered 30 camels for her by an Arabian guy. He had three slices of meat on his head and a vibrator up his arse. I think he said his name was Shake Morehamhead.

phew thats a small fortune...I'm surprised he wasn't able to twist your arm on that one....maybe he thought she was extra-special with her magic ability to produce water at such a phenomenal rate

**Sniper** · 26th August 2005, 08:09

I can offer an old box of weetbix, a conker and half a packet of milk bottles?

**TonyB** · 26th August 2005, 08:21

They say bad things come in threes. So far she has backed into a car and flooded the bathroom.... wonder whats next?

**pyrocam** · 26th August 2005, 09:17

insurance claim?

**Biff** · 26th August 2005, 09:55

Originally Posted by pyrocam

insurance claim?

Yup, I gave in last night. With the final bill for drying the house out continuing to rise there's no way I can comfortably afford to pay for the damage. So it'll only cost me $150 now, which is my insurance excess. Phew!

Originally Posted by TonyB

They say bad things come in threes. So far she has backed into a car and flooded the bathroom.... wonder whats next?

She wants to get married in January. Oh shit!!

**crashe** · 26th August 2005, 10:04

Biff - I think Mrs Biff should join KB and tell us the real story of what happened..... Cos in the past your stories have been ummm slightly stretched out of preportion

**Blackbird** · 26th August 2005, 10:11

Originally Posted by Biff

Wimmin – Can’t live with them and can’t sell them for scientific experiments.

That's tough luck Rhod..

Mrs Blackbird cooked my Omega watch in the oven a few years ago...... don't ask

. Your quote is right on the money. Still, we've been married for 33 years so I must have got used to it by now...

Geoff

**Biff** · 26th August 2005, 10:15

Originally Posted by crashe

Biff - I think Mrs Biff should join KB and tell us the real story of what happened..... Cos in the past your stories have been ummm slightly stretched out of preportion

There's what really happened, and what Ms Biff would like to make you think happened, either way Ms Biff is the guilty party. As wimmin always are.