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Thread: Got married, selling my '05 CB900 Hornet

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    reminds me of this guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by luke-g View Post
    Be serious; no-one on KB would buy a wife that isn't into bikes
    Think about this for a minute. I'm sure you will get more rides out of the bike than you would the wife, and it will require far less maintenance. $1 reserve if you have to.

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    WOW!
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    When Life thows me a curve
    ...I lean into it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by luke-g View Post

    Oh, she knows what makes me happy
    Extra large, is it?

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    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    FFS (For Fucks Sake) YSC (You Stupid Cunt)

    . . . and then there, will burn a resentment for the rest of your relationship.


    Further a precedent.

    She barks or turns on the tears & you does as she says.

    Later she won't respect you as you're a pussy.


    And you are a pussy.
    Don't you look at my accountant.
    He's the only one I've got.

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    Cute how your call your boyfriend your 'wife'.

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    My wife says it's a nice looking bike and if I want it, I can buy it.
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by luke-g View Post
    Wouldn't be right to ignore how she feels though.
    You are opening Pandoras Box now! give them an inch............. Mate.... Its fucken over now.. Trust me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wingnut View Post
    You are opening Pandoras Box now! give them an inch............. Mate.... Its fucken over now.. Trust me!
    Be easier in the long run to tell her your upgrading the bike to a newer model and that your putting aside 20% of your income towards the next upgrade.

    Or you could just show her who wears the Pantyhose and do as she says.
    I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Be easier in the long run to tell her your upgrading the bike to a newer model and that your putting aside 20% of your income towards the next upgrade.

    Or you could just show her who wears the Pantyhose and do as she says.
    She's probably already ear-marked the cash for new throw pillows, matching handbag and shoes, with a trip to the day spa for her and her besties.
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Help me. I don't know what to do. My wife has said no more accessories for my bike until after xmas. I had to agree and then ordered a dynojet quickshifter. Did I do ok? Im thinking I should have ordered a steering damper also. Its easier to confess after and take my angry seks after like a real man.
    I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luke-g View Post
    End of an era! Selling because it frightens my wife.
    As many have already commented...did you notice when your balls got slipped into her purse?

    If it's a mutual decision, fair enough. Doesn't sound like it though. The way your story reads is that you got an ultimatum in a way...and you caved.

    Many a biker has been given the same choice at some point, and I'm sure we miss the women who departed the scene with a surprised look on their faces

    As long as you're happy...some of us will be happy for you

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    Lot of hate on this thread! Relax, guys.

    Quote Originally Posted by caspernz View Post
    If it's a mutual decision, fair enough.
    It was mutual, and I'm not at all upset about it. I haven't had enough time to get out on the bike anywhere near as much as I used to, and having moved cities a lot of my old biker mates aren't around to head out with anymore.

    It's still the end of an era and I'll still be sad not to own a bike but this is no kind of a big deal.

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    No hate mate.... Just that we are all very tough on the net (And away from the other half/3 quarters in some cases)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Its easier to confess after and take my angry seks after like a real man.
    This has been my technique fro many a year now... Shot down to McIvor n Veitch's one time. Bought a Buell. Rode home. Parked in garage. Went to work the next day n called her at home.... Hey, go see what I have in the garage... Best part was I was away for 3 days at work... Plenty of time to let things chill...

    Now days... I'm just tooo poor full stop!

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