You know we actually have comic sans as a font right?
Inherent in the system is deflation due to money supply. There is a reason stable economies like to have a healthy level of inflation. Simply put, as more people use it, there is more demand for a fixed number of coins, leading to increases in the coins worth. So later adopters increase the value of early adopters investments, while not actually adding any other function/value to the system; isn't that the basic definition of a pyramid scheme?
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