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    5-8 Hp increase!!

    Todays laugh:

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...n-34184702.htm

    "especially ORDINARY car can feel more different than performance car"

    whatever.

    There is about one million of these things for sale on Tardme at the moment. I hope every ricer buys one.

    Presumably it comes with a big sticker for the side of your car too.

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    Bloody hell, what a peice of shite
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    10 characters my arse.

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    W-o-o-o-o-w-w-w-w!!!

    It says it fits Peugeots - must buy a couple. If it gives 5~8 hp increase, mebbe if I buy and fit 10, I'll get over 200hp out of the engine!
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk
    10 characters my arse.
    No, "my arse" is only 6 (7 if you count the space).
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    my car already feel more different than performance car...I need to find out why,then I market new different performance device,I become rich overnight and buy rooster for friendly plucking at night.
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    how to make a car go faster....

    remove 2 wheels.
    remove all seats
    remove chassis and replace with lighter one.
    remove 2L fuel guzzling engine and replace with 1000cc performaance engine.
    remove any badges on it.

    Put a Kawasaki sticker on it.

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    *Shakes head at aboves comment*
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyz
    remove 2 wheels.
    remove all seats
    remove chassis and replace with lighter one.
    remove 2L fuel guzzling engine and replace with 1000cc performaance engine.
    remove any badges on it.

    Put a Kawasaki sticker on it.
    So a car sitting lopsided on two wheels is as quick as a Kwaka?
    Sounds about right.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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