Flirty Friday

[avgas]

[husaberg]

Let me just hike my nun habit up over my ears & check to see if I'm a female...

I once fell in lust with one of those black and Whites nymphs once,We shared a romantic candlelight moment. I know i am no adulter boy and its a cardinanal sin, butt Christ its a Hard Habit to brake.
Life like that sometimes its not always black and white, sometimes there is shades of Grey.

My First Time
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.

[EJK]

[roogazza]

Witty,chatty, which is what I am apparently. But now at my age younger women quite often say "my dad does or says that" !
Makes you think, stop doing that you silly old fart !

Still can get caught out when they're getting more towards their 40s, and they call my bluff !

[husaberg]

Witty,chatty, which is what I am apparently. But now at my age younger women quite often say "my dad does or says that" !
Makes you think, stop doing that you silly old fart !

Still can get caught out when they're getting more towards their 40s, and they call my bluff !

You may need a firmer hand with the younger ones, esp those with daddy issues....Tell them they have been a naughty naughty girl...they might want a spank to come back into line.
With the older ones if they do call your bluff you might be in a pickle, If they do back you in to a corner Stick it too them, come out all guns a blazing
Another pearl of wisdom is to invite them out for Oysters before they clam up. Nothing beats Surf and turf..boneapetite

[Indiana_Jones]

Dry one in the bum?

-Indy

[husaberg]

Dry one in the bum?

-Indy

O kay it could work with "Surprise" dry wit, if your in a bind, Butt to get them to bend to your will, it might be more effuctive to butter them up furst.
You could find them more a comma dating to your requests from their on in.
It could turn there legs to jelly....But beeSore to Ram home any advantage once the cat is out of the bag.

[husaberg]

[cc rider]

It's like you have a form of tourettes hus-burgler

[husaberg]

It's like you have a form of tourettes hus-burgler

I do have the odd involuntary spasm4,5,11
I also have a rather unique turn of phase at times.

[cc rider]

I do have the odd involuntary spasm4,5,11
I also have a rather unique turn of phase at time.

More like a voluntary jerking I would venture

Wouldn't think it hard being eunuch

[husaberg]

More like a voluntary jerking I would venture

Wouldn't think it hard being eunuch

come on. I like to inspire thought, Affirmative action rather than beat about the bush.
euneed to think laterally.........Eunuch corn is not extinct its just a lil shy.

[husaberg]

Seen this a thought of someone..........

[cc rider]

Spotted person in glass reflection

[husaberg]

oh no a spotted face......A bit of cream should have that cleared up lickety split (in a jiffy).........