Flirty Friday

[avgas]

It's like you have a form of tourettes hus-burgler

You try thinking straight with half your blood flow going to your flaps...........Men suffer a debilitating disorder when talking to attractive females.

This is why all the good female hair styles are 100% gay men. If there is the slight inclination of sexual arousal all women would have haircuts like Marge Simpson.

[oldrider]

My god will I survive this day? I have this raging vision of cc rider's engorged flaps and Marge Simpson's hair style! ....

There should be a test before posting on this thread!

[Banditbandit]

You mean ... mean ... at the same time ??? Blue hair all the way to the ground ??

[oldrider]

A little bit on/off topic for this thread but I was looking about the nett when a book review popped up on the side and I wondered how it got it's name?

The book is called "A round heeled woman" written by Jane Juska!

I Googled the term "Round heeled woman" and discovered that it is an old term used mostly around the 1950's and "I" had never ever heard of it!

Here is a link: http://www.amazon.com/Round-Heeled-W.../dp/0812967879

I was wondering if anybody out there had ever heard of it or heard it used at all?

My own personal opinion about such terms and phrases to describe any woman (especially by men) tells us more about the user than the person described as such.

[husaberg]

You try thinking straight with half your blood flow going to your flaps...........Men suffer a debilitating disorder when talking to attractive females.

This is why all the good female hair styles are 100% gay men. If there is the slight inclination of sexual arousal all women would have haircuts like Marge Simpson.

Always make me giggle when woman mention men can't multitask

[cc rider]

[avgas]

Always make me giggle when woman mention men can't multitask

Multi-task? I swear the average guy could be a savant if he didn't have a dick.
This is why we are considered Old wise men in later years - we lose the use of it......so suddenly we have more brain power. Then we lose that also and are called senile.
The Eunice thing is starting to make sense now. Perhaps we would be pure genius if we all looked like Ken dolls.

[oldrider]

Multi-task? I swear the average guy could be a savant if he didn't have a dick.
This is why we are considered Old wise men in later years - we lose the use of it......so suddenly we have more brain power. Then we lose that also and are called senile.
The Eunice thing is starting to make sense now. Perhaps we would be pure genius if we all looked like Ken dolls.

Hey, speak for your self ... I asked my 88 year old (at the time) grandfather who was living with his girlfriend, at what age do your bits stop working?

He looked at me quizikly and said you will have to ask someone older than me!

You will have to ask someone older than me too but I will accept the more brain power although the senile quip is probably appropriate at times! ( and it's John not Ken)

[Banditbandit]

A little bit on/off topic for this thread but I was looking about the nett when a book review popped up on the side and I wondered how it got it's name?

The book is called "A round heeled woman" written by Jane Juska!

I Googled the term "Round heeled woman" and discovered that it is an old term used mostly around the 1950's and "I" had never ever heard of it!

Here is a link: http://www.amazon.com/Round-Heeled-W.../dp/0812967879

I was wondering if anybody out there had ever heard of it or heard it used at all?

My own personal opinion about such terms and phrases to describe any woman (especially by men) tells us more about the user than the person described as such.

I've heard the term used - and understood it meant what you say ...

I've never used it myself ...

[Number One]

I've just got a filthy mind.
I also enjoy partaking in mild sexual harassment at work which is totally verbal of course. It breaks the monotony and is a bit of a laugh as long as nobody takes it seriously.
I'm pretty sure the online "flirting" that you refer to that Stirts, Number One and I partook in was predominantly something shared between fellow filthy minded women folk. Why, I don't know, cause we're all dirty minded wenches who enjoy the wit and a laugh and know it can be done without anyone thinking it's something it's not...... and it's funny watching some of the blokes getting themselves all worked up about it.

What she said and btw... Nothing missing in real life just highly sexual and always down for a giggle.

I left KB because... Well too much bullshit

[Number One]

I enjoy injecting lighthearted filth into normal conversations, I see it as a challenge, when skillfully done it can be an artform.

Yes! That right there and some chars

[husaberg]

What she said and btw... Nothing missing in real life just highly sexual and always down for a giggle.

I left KB because... Well too much bullshit

A filthy mind is endearing quality. If there is one thing i would like to do, before playing the last ace up my sleeve in this life long game of poker well it is to call your bluff, But alas there is so many loose ends left undone already.
Welcome back your bitcharifficness........

[Number One]

A filthy mind is endearing quality. If there is one thing i would like to do, before playing the last ace up my sleeve in this life long game of poker well it is to call your bluff, But alas there is so many loose ends left undone already.
Welcome back your bitcharifficness........

You could call my bluff all day but I doubt she'd cum ;P

Not back,..just summoned from my KB grave by your quote notification. Merry Christmas all the same!

[husaberg]

You could call my bluff all day but I doubt she'd cum ;P

Not back,..just summoned from my KB grave by your quote notification. Merry Christmas all the same!

Ho ho ho and bar hummmmmmm bug butt Merry was no virgin ............sorry couldn't pull the wool over your eyes with that one,
but its great to get a lil peep out of you all the same..........
Bluff haha all what comes to mind is oysters and clams........ glad your Back...now where to draw the line......... def prior to rigor mortis anyway?
Keep up the keeping up i guess

[husaberg]

Summer lovin had me a blast
Summer rubbin happened so fast
I met a girl she's crazy obviously
then again, shes only human and i'm as cute as can be
She got friendly, stroking my watering can
Then we got friendly down in the divan.

I am sweet just turned 14....
She was Cougar well obviously
My Summer jeans were ripped at the seams.
Summer rubb'in had me a blast.
But, oh, oh those summer nights............