Unfortunate incidents

**WRT** · 8th September 2005, 09:45

Tra la la . . .

**WRT** · 8th September 2005, 09:46

For those of you that have seen the pics before . . . (got to keep the masses happy)

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.

Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!

This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.

He looked and said, "That's right. You are!

Better not eat any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.

He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!

You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!

**Sniper** · 8th September 2005, 09:54

HAHA those pics are pretty good, thanks. I like the snake one

**WRT** · 8th September 2005, 09:55

Yeah me too - whole new meaning for "I can see what you had for lunch!"

**Sniper** · 8th September 2005, 09:57

I used to keep snakes so I would get that site quite often. Bloody lovely creatures, they do love to share

**WRT** · 8th September 2005, 10:15

Ok, another couple of pics . . . dunno if that looting one is in the right forum, but hey . . . you decide.

**Sniper** · 8th September 2005, 10:33

Talk about being politically correct

**SPORK** · 8th September 2005, 10:39

Gee, those pesky ethnic people at it again! Who are they to steal food to keep themselves alive!?

**MSTRS:Me** · 8th September 2005, 10:55

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see
the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later
and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was
even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing
at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"
His funeral services will be held on Monday.