We’re selling up and moving to the Far North

**oldrider** · 18th December 2013, 14:39

When something sounds too good to be true .... it usually is!

. So they say!

However ... Years ago I thought Mrs O/r sounded too good to be true and I got a great deal there!

... Kia Kaha Ki Mia and good luck!

**george formby** · 18th December 2013, 16:37

Originally Posted by Flip

Good on ya.

I trust you don't mind if an old wanker on a fucking harley drops in and stays next time he is going past. Prob February.

I hope Maha & Mom know you, otherwise that's a very broad description.

My apologies for any offence. Hard not to poke fun at stereotypes. You can give me a damned good thrashing if we should meet. My next lunch break is in February.

**Maha** · 18th December 2013, 16:48

Originally Posted by george formby

I hope Maha & Mom know you, otherwise that's a very broad description.

My apologies for any offence. Hard not to poke fun at stereotypes. You can give me a damned good thrashing if we should meet. My next lunch break is in February.

The chap who mows our lawns has a double Kayak with seats, we can have it for $600, if it fits in the van then all good.

**george formby** · 18th December 2013, 16:52

Originally Posted by Maha

I guess it can shit during the colder months but, we'll still be living at the beach. The owner said that we could (if we wanted to) close the place for a month and go on holiday...perhaps stay in unit 8?

Furrily enough, the winters are my favourite up here. Still get plenty of good weather, when the rest of the country is being hammered by southerlies we have blue skies, light to no breeze, gin clear water, no traffic, clean roads & low 20's temperatures.
The pace of life changes & you go on to local time, plenty of time to chat, socialise, make plans, bullshit & do the garden without steaming your nuts off.

Anne, if your boss is still packing a sad at how tough his New Year will be after your e-mail, get him a dummy (pacifier) for Christmas. Send it to his wife to give him.

**bluninja** · 18th December 2013, 16:52

Originally Posted by Maha

The chap who mows our lawns has a double Kayak with seats, we can have it for $600, if it fits in the van then all good.

Will you need to get one of the seats lowered for Anne?

**Gremlin** · 18th December 2013, 16:57

Originally Posted by bluninja

Will you need to get one of the seats lowered for Anne?

No need to be mean. They've already thrown out the paddling pool...

**Swoop** · 18th December 2013, 16:57

Originally Posted by bluninja

Will you need to get one of the seats lowered for Anne?

Eh?
Feet don't need to touch the ground/water. Perhaps a booster cushion to enjoy the view though?

*runs away to get dustbin lid to use as a defensive shield*

**Bikemad** · 18th December 2013, 17:00

well done M&M...........will be doin a trip up to the cape before the summers gone...........will be in touch

**Mom** · 18th December 2013, 18:22

Originally Posted by george formby

Anne, if your boss is still packing a sad at how tough his New Year will be after your e-mail, get him a dummy (pacifier) for Christmas. Send it to his wife to give him.

We had a bit of a meeting this morning and have reached an uneasy truce on his part. Apparently the reason he did not speak to me at all yesterday was he had no reason to, and had nothing he needed to say to me, he was busy "training" my assistant and his project manager to do my job

He reviewed my to do list and made everything on it A+ priority. The chances of me getting any of it done are remote given the 3.5 days I have left working for him

Originally Posted by bluninja

Will you need to get one of the seats lowered for Anne?

Oi! tight buns! You'll keep

Originally Posted by Gremlin

No need to be mean. They've already thrown out the paddling pool...

*snigger

Originally Posted by Swoop

Eh?
Feet don't need to touch the ground/water. Perhaps a booster cushion to enjoy the view though?

*runs away to get dustbin lid to use as a defensive shield*

Oh, you lot are just plain meany bums!

**Mom** · 18th December 2013, 18:23

Originally Posted by Bikemad

well done M&M...........will be doin a trip up to the cape before the summers gone...........will be in touch

It will be great to meet you!

**george formby** · 18th December 2013, 19:28

Originally Posted by Gremlin

No need to be mean. They've already thrown out the paddling pool...

Hmmmm, I was trying to get into the shed the other day & one of the things impeding my progress was a Speights paddling pool. Will donate to a good home. Only used once by 3 waitresses, 1 Serbian, 2 German, when we filled it with Baileys, Vodka & Kahlua in the hope of filming our first porno. Still hoping but I think Whatuwhiwhi Presents is still a registered company.
Ah, the Far North, a place where your imagination can get the better of you. And home to sticky, vomiting hospo staff.