A note for lil bikie girl

[FROSTY:Me]

My darling daughter. Daddy loves you very very much.
BUT --if you Ever climb out of your playpen - toddle on you widdle feet into my workshop whilst daddy is having a wee wees .Pick up a black spray can and some sandpaper then in about 30 seconds sand and respray 5 of daddys cars I will nail you lovlee widdle hands to the wall with a nailgun.
Ohh and my darling.If you decide to "help" daddy do an oil change but decidethe oil drip tray makes a great paddling pool -Then run away to hide .Please understand I WILL find you --NO Im not going to tell you how. Thats a special daddy secret for now.
Your loving father
Ps--thank you for using very fine grit sand paper and "only" spraying tiny spots of black paint at baby girl height

[Banditbandit]

Isn't celibacy wonderful !!!

[SMOKEU]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Community/M...354742&topic=1

[Edbear]

ROFL! ! I have a grandson about that age who is very helpful, too.

[buggerit]

I have a file of photos that will be coming out on my sons 21sts,the eldest is 19, you will be amazed how quick it comes around

[caseye]

Geez Frosty I was laughing well before I finished reading, awesome mate, bloody brilliant. So when are you going to tell them the secret to finding them every time???

[Wingnut]

Dear Sue Bradford.........

[mashman]

It'll get worse before it gets better . The car world's answer to Go The Fuck To Sleep. Letters From Daddy.

[awa355]

Wee wee's or afternoon bonk??

[cc rider]

The car world's answer to Go The Fuck To Sleep. Letters From Daddy.

If only I could have read this to my lil charges over the years
(great xmas pressie)

[FROSTY:Me]

I havent seen that CC rider

[Big Dave]

Note to Frosty.

Supervise your kid.

Dave.

:-P

[Smifffy]

[Big Dave]

'Biker scum' dopey.

[cc rider]

I havent seen that CC rider

Go get the book Frosty... I've a copy... is such a crack-up, especially with Play School icon Noni Hazelhurst reading

Bought a xmas copy for my lil brother's 1yo girl...