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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    A few contributors in this thread may relate to this job.

    Yep, we do that kind of thing a bit. Usually have someone on the quad with all the gear though, so we can still have a decent play while we are out there.
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    Wonder what kind of oil this fulla is using?

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    Shot bro.

    Plastic wedges are the shizzle.
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    [QUOTE=george formby;1130740303]Wonder what kind of oil this fulla is using?

    Nice one. Like a lot of people I can drop a tree. I just can't guarantee which way it might fall...

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    [QUOTE=jasonu;1130740429]
    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Wonder what kind of oil this fulla is using?

    Nice one. Like a lot of people I can drop a tree. I just can't guarantee which way it might fall...
    Lol, there are lots of people like that on yewtube.
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    A mature woman from Auckland , who was a tree hugger, Greens supporter, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of bush land near Coromandel.

    There was a large Kauri tree on one of the highest points on the block.
    She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

    As she neared the top she encountered a mynah bird that attacked her...

    In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

    In considerable pain, she hurried to Thames Hospital to see a doctor.
    She told him she was an environmentalist, a Greenie, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

    The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

    She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"


    He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Department of Conservation, Resource Management Act, County Council, Regional Authority and Iwi before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

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    Getting rid of the evidence.




    I would like to see how that would go on me Wattle stump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Getting rid of the evidence.



    I would like to see how that would go on me Wattle stump.
    That would work ok on your wattle, you would need a tractor with decent horsepower to drive it though, probably be cheaper to hire a digger and dig it out though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    That would work ok on your wattle, you would need a tractor with decent horsepower to drive it though, probably be cheaper to hire a digger and dig it out though.
    I'm trying to gain land not lose it. I have thought about sticking me chainsaw into it & filling it full of diesel....
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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    I'm trying to gain land not lose it. I have thought about sticking me chainsaw into it & filling it full of diesel....
    Use a drill, not your saw ffs. Bloody newbie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Use a drill, not your saw ffs. Bloody newbie.
    plunge cut cunt.

    Scarf them too.
    Once the cambium is fucked up, they die good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Use a drill, not your saw ffs. Bloody newbie.
    Yup, still slick with embryonic fluid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    plunge cut cunt.

    Scarf them too.
    Once the cambium is fucked up, they die good.
    Plunge cut for a newbie, you trying to send him to hospital, like blow jobs, the tip is not something you want a newbie fucking around with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Plunge cut for a newbie, you trying to send him to hospital, like blow jobs, the tip is not something you want a newbie fucking around with.
    gotta learn one way or another.... start gently with the underside, work that on in there, then when you've got the slot opening you lift the back and plow it in...

    as for chainsawing shit... fuck i dunno.

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    Gotta spread it around apparently.
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