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  1. 24th December 2013, 18:56 #1
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    Where is the pointless thread wishing all you retards merry Christmas?

    Surely someone should have posted one by now?
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  2. 24th December 2013, 18:57 #2
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    Merry Christmas 2013. Retards.
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  3. 24th December 2013, 19:04 #3
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    Christmas, fuck, have a merry one, fuck
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
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  4. 24th December 2013, 20:20 #4
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    Christmas blow-job to the first one who deposits $25k in my bank account (is that too cheap? am I underselling myself? can I spit?)
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  5. 24th December 2013, 20:21 #5
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    Actually edit that - maybe a hand-job only with me wearing a winter riding glove and a crash helmet .......... still $25k
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    Edit that - I don't want to see your dick. How about a hug? $10k??????
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    Edit that - how about a Christmas wish for free?
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  8. 24th December 2013, 21:49 #8
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    ther was already fuken two at least. This makes for 3.
    Go buy your family some shit to make you feel less bad about being an asshole for the next 11 months.
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    Merry Christmas to you all, even retards included
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  10. 24th December 2013, 23:45 #10
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    FFS. It's 2013. The expression is 'remtard'.
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    Merry xmas window lickers.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Merry xmas window lickers.
    Whaaa?



    ...Merry Xmas Kbers (Ride safe over the break everyone)

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  13. 25th December 2013, 10:25 #13
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    its here ,merry xmas !
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  14. 25th December 2013, 10:32 #14
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    yea, what eva



    merry juletide and such

    stay safe and don't get tickets.
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    Well if that was 'hic' christmas 'hic', then it's all over fuckers...

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