Max speed on your bike?

[Grizzo]

For fucks sakes, is this pissing contest still going?

[bluninja]

For fucks sakes, is this pissing contest still going?

I'm amazed Apparently according to the "Law of Urination: all mammals empty their bladders over the same duration" this should have ended after 21 seconds

[pratik8890]

LOL...I was in northern Italy doing about 140-150 kph in full leathers....past me came a bloke in vest, shorts, jandals....with a 10 year old boy on the back also in vest and shorts and disappeared into the distance. I didn't notice any milk tankers so it couldn't have been you

Lol

ok, well we all know any muppet can twist the throttle and see how fast they can go in a straight line on 2 wheels, but how about ya top speed doing a wheelie..???

I wouldnt know cos I dont know how to wheelie but whats your top speed when you wheelie mate?

For fucks sakes, is this pissing contest still going?

Looks like it.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/im...s/innocent.gif

[rossirep]

Lol

I wouldnt know cos I dont know how to wheelie but whats your top speed when you wheelie mate?

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im the same as you, not totally sure how to do those wheelie things.. lots of revs and drop the clutch is the pointers iv been given. but im to pussy to try it, was hoping some of the egos, on here might be able to shed some light on "how to do em"

[bluninja]

im the same as you, not totally sure how to do those wheelie things.. lots of revs and drop the clutch is the pointers iv been given. but im to pussy to try it, was hoping some of the egos, on here might be able to shed some light on "how to do em"

Get some nice sporty bike like a Suzuki A100, sit on the pillion seat as far back as you can and still reach the bars. Roll the bike forwards at walking pace whilst standing, pull in the clutch and rev the nuts off the bike, hit the front brake and as you release it drop the clutch and sit down pulling up on the bars. If the front goes too high, just place your feet on the ground and step out of the way of the bike falling backwards on you.

[pratik8890]

im the same as you, not totally sure how to do those wheelie things.. lots of revs and drop the clutch is the pointers iv been given. but im to pussy to try it, was hoping some of the egos, on here might be able to shed some light on "how to do em"

Listen to the bluninja's comment below.

Get some nice sporty bike like a Suzuki A100, sit on the pillion seat as far back as you can and still reach the bars. Roll the bike forwards at walking pace whilst standing, pull in the clutch and rev the nuts off the bike, hit the front brake and as you release it drop the clutch and sit down pulling up on the bars. If the front goes too high, just place your feet on the ground and step out of the way of the bike falling backwards on you.

+1 for the advice

[zeocen]

Lol

I wouldnt know cos I dont know how to wheelie but whats your top speed when you wheelie mate?

Rev the bike to redline and then let the clutch out, go out and try it now m8 and then u should totes tell us how fast u got, u go m8 i believe in u, srsly try it !!!!

[pratik8890]

Rev the bike to redline and then let the clutch out, go out and try it now m8 and then u should totes tell us how fast u got, u go m8 i believe in u, srsly try it !!!!

Haha perhaps you should show it to me on your bike first and then I'll try to do the same on yours , deal?

[Madness]

Listen to the bluninja's comment below.

I listened for at least 10 minutes & didn't hear a thing. My speakers are connected & the volume is turned up, any advice?

[bluninja]

I listened for at least 10 minutes & didn't hear a thing. My speakers are connected & the volume is turned up, any advice?

I must have been facing away from the screen when you were reading the post.

[Big Dave]

I listened for at least 10 minutes & didn't hear a thing. My speakers are connected & the volume is turned up, any advice?

[pratik8890]

I listened for at least 10 minutes & didn't hear a thing. My speakers are connected & the volume is turned up, any advice?

Haha Cheeky buggah! I meant read

[pratik8890]

.................

Thats one of the best show ever for the geeks

[EJK]

Wheelie on a 750 inline 4? Roll on 1st gear, get to 4,000rpm, roll off then snap roll back on.

Get insurance first.

[zeocen]

Haha perhaps you should show it to me on your bike first and then I'll try to do the same on yours , deal?

Nah m8 u've got this!!1 just in case tho make sure there is a brick wall at the end to stop u safely

U GO M8!! DO IT111