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    Quote Originally Posted by ital916 View Post
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    I see he's riding 1800's enfield.
    When did Brian Tamaki get a horse?

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    roflmao

    I especially like the f...rs who go hard to pass then slow down as soon as you get back to single lanes
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    Unhappy Camper vans

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    What fucks me is the fuckers who go like fuck on a straight and then slow right fucking down on a corner, For fuck sake.

    If you cant drive or ride, get the fuck out of the way of those who can and stop pretending on the fucking piss easy straight bits of fucking road.

    Thats not to say Im fast on corners, I'm too much of a fuckwit in my own right to race around corners, But I sure as fuck don't try and hang with or ride past a faster pack.....just on the fucking straights.

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    Funniest thread I've read in ages...Love it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    I hate it when they lean their push bikes on my wall. Oh hang on...
    I hate when people do stuff

    Fuckin fuckers, god damn shit fuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    shit video
    I hate that fucking song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    A couple days back me and the old boy were riding on some back roads, Taking it easy as we had already come across a stray cow, a flock of sheep, a goat on a line long enough to get to the center of the road where it was causally having a bit of a sit down, and because its a dangerous fucker of a road that will reward risk taking with some heavy injuries.

    Anyhow, we come around a corner onto a short straight (on a skinny bumpy as fuck uneven road) and fuck me, There is a large cruiser thundering towards us from the opposite direction.

    Cool.

    Except he is actually coming towards us, He is on our side of the road (just barely over the white line, but fuck it, I'm telling a story here), We slow down a tad and squeeze a little closer to the shoulder, I'm thinking this fucker has to move the fuck over before he gets to us, I see movement, he's doing something as he gets closer, He takes his hand off the bars and gives us a big friendly fucking wave.
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    Fuck me ... you all give shit like his space in your heads ???

    Half the population is below average intelligence ... and shit happens ... get over it (or maybe you're in the half of the population that's below average intelligence ...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post


    Fuck me ... you all give shit like his space in your heads ???

    Half the population is below average intelligence ... and shit happens ... get over it (or maybe you're in the half of the population that's below average intelligence ...)
    Thats right, just hate everyone, life is much easier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Half the population is below average intelligence ...
    No, half the population is below the median intelligence. 99% of the population can have below average intelligence if that 99% is as thick as three planks and the remaining 1% is bloody brilliant in comparison.
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    Here is one of my favourite: Fatass 4x4/ Hilux/ MPV/ POS on wheels trying to overtake at 104kph while I'm doing 103kph.

    Seriously, why do they even bother?


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    Hmm...NZ has an average IQ of 100 (Australia is 98 - Hong Kong is highest with 107) - getting figures on Median intelligence, however, is rather harder.....if it's like my weather records, however, the median would be a couple of points up or down from that.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPman View Post
    Hmm...NZ has an average IQ of 100 (Australia is 98 - Hong Kong is highest with 107) - getting figures on Median intelligence, however, is rather harder.....if it's like my weather records, however, the median would be a couple of points up or down from that.......
    I think you'll find that the median IQ is actually defined as 100 - from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_quotient: "When current IQ tests are developed, the median raw score of the norming sample is defined as IQ 100"
    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-90)

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