I'd back my self to outrun a helicopter, as I'm pretty sure they fly, rather than run
I'd back my self to outrun a helicopter, as I'm pretty sure they fly, rather than run
Ah mate, do not go where many of the rest of us have gone before. Akzle is a master baiter. I dig the man's sense of humour, very black....(can I say that Akzle?) and he knows how to push buttons.
I think that secretly his name is Lebowitz and he runs a successful conveyancing and litigation practice with big government contracts. The caravan is actually where his security personnel live at the gate to his gazillion dollar mansion which is actually a cover for the New Zealand branch of the NSA. He just grows weed for the aesthetic satisfaction.
Life is not measured by how many breaths you take, but how many times you have your breath taken away
NZ police pursuit policy of sheep? Loose women?
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i just slammed my cock in the car door. Im going to complain to holden, as they didnt put a sign on the door advising me to either wear pants, or avoid slamming it on my penis.
Fucksake. Hang yourself.
On my old GSX250, I got clocked by an oncoming cop on SH1 doing 120. I was just cruising and didn't really notice I'd got fast.
The cop pulled a U turn, and pulled me over.
He thanked me for stopping - I was a bit surprised.
"Oh, most bikes don't stop - they can easily do 200. We can only do 180 so don't bother trying...."
Yeah, well.. this Porker driver appears to be "trying" fairly hard to keep up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyWV1p0ZvoU
But - does even he get close enough to record the bike rego?
If so, then maybe if going out in 'fang-mode' - a subtle rego plate symbol alteration ( via whiteboard marker or white tack?) is in order..
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
"Abdul Aziz" has really gotta be expectin' a 'dawn raid' at any time, don't he? L.O.L...
& most any mum of a bike ridin' fool - has likely done bin expectin' a fatal outcome - right from the start, aint she?
Not that its gonna be a problem for the deceased, any which way..
Re the video, NZ cops have Porches?
And I don't think alteration is needed. Read a plate over your shoulder at a closing speed of 300kph? Good luck.
Mine is bent (the wind .... Honest) and someone sprayed chain lube on it so it is rather dirty .....
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