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    I'd back my self to outrun a helicopter, as I'm pretty sure they fly, rather than run

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muppet View Post
    So when a chase goes tits up, Police get in the shit and the guy they're chasing dies. And here you are telling people not to stop. Perhaps if the person being chased stopped they'd go to court get a fine and live. Isn't that better than running and putting yourself and the public at risk?
    Ah mate, do not go where many of the rest of us have gone before. Akzle is a master baiter. I dig the man's sense of humour, very black....(can I say that Akzle?) and he knows how to push buttons.
    I think that secretly his name is Lebowitz and he runs a successful conveyancing and litigation practice with big government contracts. The caravan is actually where his security personnel live at the gate to his gazillion dollar mansion which is actually a cover for the New Zealand branch of the NSA. He just grows weed for the aesthetic satisfaction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulsterkiwi View Post
    Ah mate, do not go where many of the rest of us have gone before. Akzle is a master baiter. I dig the man's sense of humour, very black....(can I say that Akzle?) and he knows how to push buttons.
    I think that secretly his name is Lebowitz and he runs a successful conveyancing and litigation practice with big government contracts. The caravan is actually where his security personnel live at the gate to his gazillion dollar mansion which is actually a cover for the New Zealand branch of the NSA. He just grows weed for the aesthetic satisfaction.
    i will find you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i will find you
    cool! you can show me the listening devices then!
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    As opposed to what?

    NZ police pursuit policy of sheep? Loose women?
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i just slammed my cock in the car door. Im going to complain to holden, as they didnt put a sign on the door advising me to either wear pants, or avoid slamming it on my penis.
    Fucksake. Hang yourself.

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    On my old GSX250, I got clocked by an oncoming cop on SH1 doing 120. I was just cruising and didn't really notice I'd got fast.

    The cop pulled a U turn, and pulled me over.

    He thanked me for stopping - I was a bit surprised.

    "Oh, most bikes don't stop - they can easily do 200. We can only do 180 so don't bother trying...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyk5614 View Post
    On my old GSX250, I got clocked by an oncoming cop on SH1 doing 120. I was just cruising and didn't really notice I'd got fast.

    The cop pulled a U turn, and pulled me over.

    He thanked me for stopping - I was a bit surprised.

    "Oh, most bikes don't stop - they can easily do 200. We can only do 180 so don't bother trying...."


    Yeah, well.. this Porker driver appears to be "trying" fairly hard to keep up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyWV1p0ZvoU

    But - does even he get close enough to record the bike rego?
    If so, then maybe if going out in 'fang-mode' - a subtle rego plate symbol alteration ( via whiteboard marker or white tack?) is in order..

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.A.W. View Post
    Yeah, well.. this Porker driver appears to be "trying" fairly hard to keep up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyWV1p0ZvoU

    But - does even he get close enough to record the bike rego?
    If so, then maybe if going out in 'fang-mode' - a subtle rego plate symbol alteration ( via whiteboard marker or white tack?) is in order..

    But when you crash and die and the rego comes back to Abdul Aziz 1998 Honda scooter how will your mum ever find out you're dead??
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    But when you crash and die and the rego comes back to Abdul Aziz 1998 Honda scooter how will your mum ever find out you're dead??

    "Abdul Aziz" has really gotta be expectin' a 'dawn raid' at any time, don't he? L.O.L...

    & most any mum of a bike ridin' fool - has likely done bin expectin' a fatal outcome - right from the start, aint she?
    Not that its gonna be a problem for the deceased, any which way..

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    But when you crash and die and the rego comes back to Abdul Aziz 1998 Honda scooter how will your mum ever find out you're dead??
    when you don't run up on mothers day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jellywrestler View Post
    when you don't run up on mothers day?
    A good salient point, how remiss of me to overlook that!
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    Re the video, NZ cops have Porches?

    And I don't think alteration is needed. Read a plate over your shoulder at a closing speed of 300kph? Good luck.
    Mine is bent (the wind .... Honest) and someone sprayed chain lube on it so it is rather dirty .....


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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyk5614 View Post
    Re the video, NZ cops have Porches?

    And I don't think alteration is needed. Read a plate over your shoulder at a closing speed of 300kph? Good luck.
    Mine is bent (the wind .... Honest) and someone sprayed chain lube on it so it is rather dirty .....


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    I feel sorry for the people that have to clean up the mess after the crash.
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    but once again you proved me wrong.
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    I was hit by one such driver while remaining in the view of their mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.A.W. View Post
    Why them, particularly?
    Do you also "feel sorry" for everyone else who chooses to do a filthy job for a living
    messes created at speed are normally not done in town therefor those that have to clean it up are most likely volunteers, not a pleasant experience
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyk5614 View Post
    NZ cops have Porches?
    No, they have Verandas.
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