Lurker turned poster - TheDemonLord

[TheDemonLord]

TBH with you all, I would be more worried if I didn't recieve an dose of ribbing after crashing - if I thought someone was being an actual cunt, I would call them out on it.

As Unstuck pointed out out -this isn't a knitting club....

but thanks for the concern - in other news - it looks like I have torn a ligament in my right thumb, so a bit gay, but nothing that won't heal in 6 weeks.


just gotta work out how to wank left handed again

[unstuck]

just gotta work out how to wank left handed again

Left hand under leg reaching round to fondle the old fella is best I reckon.

[Stirts]

And for an extra treat...Prior to reaching around, sit on said hand until it goes numb, then commence said wank.

[Crasherfromwayback]

just gotta work out how to wank left handed again

It'll cum to you.

[Akzle]

3 pages, and you guys have reduced it to this.
Harrumf.

[unstuck]

3 pages, and you guys have reduced it to this.
Harrumf.

Sorry Akky, It really should of been the first page, bit slow getting into it this year.

[TheDemonLord]

3 pages, and you guys have reduced it to this.
Harrumf.

What did you expect?

[unstuck]

What did you expect?

5$$ and a bag of chips, of course.

[Akzle]

Sorry Akky, It really should of been the first page, bit slow getting into it this year.

should have*

[Brownbikerbabe]

In my experience of the former ... the nurse concerned had more chest hair than I.
...

please do not diss nursy's we keep the doc's from killin' ya, and hairy chested ones are the best ones by the way, i haven't waxed my chest or legs coz it is winter here

[TheDemonLord]

So got the Bike back to my Garage (from where I had stored it) and good news! damage isn't as bad as I thought, still need to get some parts, but the Frame looks good, and only easy to replace parts on the side took any real damage.

Hopefully riding again when my thumb heals in a month or so!

[unstuck]

Good stuff.
I broke my finger yesterday, still going trail riding on saturday though. Lots of electrical tape and she'll be right.

[wysper]

Try not to get too serious, you may have a stroke

2-stroke or 4?

[unstuck]

2-stroke or 4?

Depends how turned on you are.

[FJRider]

please do not diss nursy's we keep the doc's from killin' ya, and hairy chested ones are the best ones by the way, i haven't waxed my chest or legs coz it is winter here

I have ALWAYS found Nursy's to be the bestest type of people around ... ANYWHERE ...

The nurse I spoke of ... seemed quite proud of HIS chest hair ...

And considering the small operation I was getting at the time (read my post to get a clue as to what was getting done) ... I was in NO position to diss the nurse ...