Bluegum bark?

[Naki Rat]

.......... Although their roots could do with some redesign...

That's only because we feed them too well in NZ. Same goes for their possums.

[Big Dave]

That's only because we feed them too well in NZ. Same goes for their possums.

One of the early things I noted touring NZ was the Eucalyptus plantations had lots of leaves. I just don't look right I tells ya.

[Laava]

If you are planning a visit to asia, you could vacuum pack them into packets of about 500gm and then offer no plausible explanation at their customs, before pretending not to understand and then feigning ignorance of their customs requirements.
Get a friend to video it and then make a TV series about it.
Just a suggestion?