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    I'm keen to be the leader of the KB party. When do I start?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I'm keen to be the leader of the KB party. When do I start?
    When you make a policy that legalises burnouts/wheelies and removes the speed limit for motorcycles. Speed limit = Unlimited for those on 2 wheels

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reibz View Post
    When you make a policy that legalises burnouts/wheelies and removes the speed limit for motorcycles. Speed limit = Unlimited for those on 2 wheels
    I'd agree to both, but within reason. I wouldn't want people doing skids outside my crib when I'm trying to sleep, so maybe just out in the countryside with no houses around or industrial areas at night. And no speed limit for bikes sounds good. That will weed out the muppets pretty quickly.

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    With this new burnout policy, who will pay to fix the tarseal damage? If it comes out of the leaders pay packet, go hard. If your going to use my tax dollars, then you will get exactly the same amount of tax I am paying now.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    With this new burnout policy, who will pay to fix the tarseal damage? If it comes out of the leaders pay packet, go hard. If your going to use my tax dollars, then you will get exactly the same amount of tax I am paying now.
    All the more reason to set up some proper skid pads with big hay bales or other such safety barriers and let people go hard.

    And we'll have to legalize buds too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post

    And we'll have to legalize buds too.
    You'll do. As long as you promise to keep your pay check under 2 grand a week.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    You'll do. As long as you promise to keep your pay check under 2 grand a week.
    It's a deal.

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    I will not vote for a fat cunt, on principle.

    I vote Smokey, that mofo will sort teh coons out. And get my roof painted.
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    It's probably bad for foreign policy to get him to high up in the ranks, but I may vote for him. Depite his wanted in US status, he'd probly be one of the more upstanding people in that shithouse.
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    Don't mention the war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    It's probably bad for foreign policy to get him to high up in the ranks, but I may vote for him. Depite his wanted in US status, he'd probly be one of the more upstanding people in that shithouse.
    He could be party leader but he isn't a New Zaealand citizen so he can't stand for election himself.

    I have a lot of sympathy for the guy, under Obama and Holder "Justice Department" has almost become an oxymoron.

    Smokeu, conventional wisdom says that parties have to appeal to some hypotheitical Wiatakere Man. You won't do that using backwoods hillbilly words like "crib".
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    You won't do that using backwoods hillbilly words like "crib".
    Surely he would be out of a bassinett by now and into a crib.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Well it's better than ferkin' 'bach' - whats that, a humpy built by a bloke called Johan?

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    He sounds useless and would fuck up everything in government.
    Got my vote. I just wan't to see everything burn now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    He could be party leader but he isn't a New Zaealand citizen so he can't stand for election himself.
    What about the Green party leader, he is a foreigner (Australian) and he has got himself a cushy wee number paid by the taxpayer!

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