Damn speeches!!!

[SPORK]

They are the best speeches. Where's there's no talking just music.

Skyryder

No, there was plenty of bullshit, but also some metal. Oh, and I made fun of Greenday.

[hXc]

i used to HATE speeches....

when i was at school i was told that i HAD to write a 5 minute speech....

i told them that i had trouble spelling my name.. let alone write a 5 minute speech!!!!..

well i showed them...

i stood up at the front of the class and for 5 minutes i spoke about how to peel a banana!!
even the teach started to snor!!

You're my idol!!! Have you still got that speech???

[ajturbo]

You're my idol!!! Have you still got that speech???

umm it was OVER 25 years ago.... i was in 5th form...
i'm not one to keep stuff from school.. my mummy spat the dummy when she found out that the week after i left school i had dumped ALL my school work

[hXc]

umm it was OVER 25 years ago.... i was in 5th form...
i'm not one to keep stuff from school.. my mummy spat the dummy when she found out that the week after i left school i had dumped ALL my school work

Oops...I thought you were a youngun'...My bad. Lol. Fair enough. I don't think I have much of my stuff from primary school, intermediate or last year!!

[ajturbo]

Oops...I thought you were a youngun'...My bad. Lol. Fair enough. I don't think I have much of my stuff from primary school, intermediate or last year!!

dam wish you were a girl....
and others have told me i should grow up
act my age.

[hXc]

dam wish you were a girl....
and others have told me i should grow up
act my age.

Just reply with...
"What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?"

Or...
"What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?"

Or...
"Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?"

[Hitcher]

I haven't written a speech for a few years. At one stage, in a past life, I wrote heaps of these -- about two a week on average for my then chairman and chief executive who were big time into public meetings of various sorts. Mostly start from scratch stuff each time too, with limited scope for cutting and pasting (the true power of the word processor!). The first speech of any consequence that I delivered myself was on my wedding day, which I think I started with some pathetic attempt at humour like "unaccustomed as I am to public speaking..."