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  1. 17th January 2014, 17:19 #1
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    Things you'll never do again!

    Wasn't sure where to post this..
    Its not really a joke,, but it is a bit of humor.
    Things youll never do again....

    Piss on an electric fence
    And that is the honest truth your honour..
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    Get drunk in a gay bar.....
    And that is the honest truth your honour..
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    Get drunk in a gay bar.....
    ...wots wrong with that...
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    Pull the handbrake for a slide in a 4x4 Nissan navara at 140+kmh. You know, the ones with the drumbrake on the driveshaft.
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    Pick up a chick in a Bangkok nightclub.
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Pick up a chick in a Bangkok nightclub.
    You sure it was a chick.
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