Things you'll never do again!

[blackdog]

You sure it was a chick.

[unstuck]

I knew it, ya sick bastard.

[kevfromcoro]

take a piss after slicing red hot chillies

[Madness]

Spray Brakleen on the groin area of my pants whilst still wearing them.

[unstuck]

Go for a piss while working in an apiary site.

[blackdog]

This was doomed to be a penis thread.

[Woodman]

Pick up a chick in a Bangkok nightclub.

Being dressed up in drag in Bangkok

[Akzle]

This was doomed to be a penis thread.

by you.
Posting a giant dong.

[husaberg]

True story.

Tell one of the ladies that you are friends with, work with, share an office with.
That her (and your) friend (just married 5 months ago) that you and her also work with)
That "HER FRIEND" (and workmate) is sleeping with her brother in law that also (of course)happens to work with you.......

Read it twice, it's bloody hard to comprehend. Just how fucked up that situation is........ Then learn from me.
You must never never never tell her no mater what ever........ No matter how blatant, they are being about it.........
I kid you not........
Sometimes doing the right thing is the Wrong thing.. No mater how good a friend they are.... While i don't regret it...but i will never ever ever do it again...........

[ellipsis]

...the same things I said I'd never do again... last time I said I wouldn't do it...

[Berries]

Knocking one off on the back seat of a bus when it stopped next to another one.

[scumdog]

Knocking one of when a bus-load on nuns stops alongside you - kinda took the edge of the romantic moment! (MAYBE if I'd waited until it was dark...)

[kevfromcoro]

Take drugs into Bali

[unstuck]

Jam a detectives fingers in the window of a XJ12.

[bmwilly]

Jump my PE 400 off the murrys bay wharf.

That was you.....LEGEND!!!!