Things you'll never do again!

**oneblackflag** · 25th January 2014, 20:43

Codeine makes me fucking itchy....

**Brownbikerbabe** · 26th January 2014, 07:58

Originally Posted by husaberg

You never know, Canadian really EH? I thought they were all like nice sweet girls unbound by normal stereotypes, how aboot that

HAHAHHA! Very fooony!!

**SMOKEU** · 26th January 2014, 09:47

Originally Posted by oneblackflag

Codeine makes me fucking itchy....

The trick is not to scratch, as it will only make it worse. Just try to ride it out.

**Akzle** · 26th January 2014, 09:53

smokey.... you gotta get in to this
http://tabarakrazvi.com/2010/07/19/5-ways-to-get-high/

**The Reibz** · 26th January 2014, 09:59

Use bungie tie downs to secure a load on the back of a motorcycle.
Wind from a oncoming truck blew my package through the bungies and I got to watch $2300 worth of auto parts get headon'd multiple times by a couple of trucks.

Almost felt like crying.

**unstuck** · 26th January 2014, 10:29

Originally Posted by The Reibz

Use bungie tie downs to secure a load on the back of a motorcycle.
Wind from a oncoming truck blew my package through the bungies and I got to watch $2300 worth of auto parts get headon'd multiple times by a couple of trucks.

Almost felt like crying.

You fucking muppet.

Bet you did cry, Nancy.

**Ocean1** · 26th January 2014, 11:37

Originally Posted by The Reibz

Almost felt like crying.

Novice.

I had a pup tent escape from my pack at 100k and immediately make like a parachute and drag me off the back of the bike.

The bike went for fookin miles all by itself and then parked itself perfectly leaning up against the fence.

I tend to take a bit more care packing shit nowadays.

**unstuck** · 26th January 2014, 12:05

Originally Posted by Ocean1

Novice.

I had a pup tent escape from my pack at 100k and immediately make like a parachute and drag me off the back of the bike.

The bike went for fookin miles all by itself and then parked itself perfectly leaning up against the fence.

I tend to take a bit more care packing shit nowadays.

Now that would be worth watching.

**Moi** · 26th January 2014, 15:46

Originally Posted by Ocean1

I had a pup tent escape from my pack at 100k and immediately make like a parachute and drag me off the back of the bike.

The bike went for fookin miles all by itself and then parked itself perfectly leaning up against the fence.

Bet it wasn't funny at the time... But now a classic... silent movie stuff...

**husaberg** · 2nd February 2014, 10:33

Originally Posted by Brownbikerbabe

HAHAHHA! Very fooony!!

I'll take funny, i was aiming for mildly annoying, yet thought proforking

**SMOKEU** · 2nd February 2014, 11:31

Carried large pizzas on a GSXR by putting them on the fuel tank and trying to stop them slipping off by holding them in with my elbows around corners. At least I didn't crash. Pizzas flew off though.

**ellipsis** · 2nd February 2014, 11:45

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Carried large pizzas on a GSXR by putting them on the fuel tank and trying to stop them slipping off by holding them in with my elbows around corners. At least I didn't crash. Pizzas flew off though.

...something similar...putting pizza in box in my jacket and having the cheese run, burn my nuts and then having to extricate the then cold cheese from my pubes...not a clever thing to do...was many years ago though...

**rustyrobot** · 2nd February 2014, 11:50

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...something similar...putting pizza in box in my jacket and having the cheese run, burn my nuts and then having to extricate the then cold cheese from my pubes...not a clever thing to do...was many years ago though...

Well, I hope you gave them a discount when you delivered the pizza.