Fishy fingers

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...fukn 'ell...we've gone from smelly digits to indigestible spotty ingestion to war with a spear...what about one of them C130's with a big fucking cannon next...

[SMOKEU]

Rub your hands on a piece of stainless steel, like a knife. You'd be surprised how well it works.

[Waihou Thumper]

Let the cat lick 'em, might give you a woodie...

[george formby]

Spotties are bastard things to hit with a spear gun. Always close to a rock & not a very big target if you want to stone it rather than get towed for an hour. Guaranteed if you go spottie spearing you will mushroom your end.

[mashman]

Buy a speargun, results speak for themselves...

That's cheating.

...fukn 'ell...we've gone from smelly digits to indigestible spotty ingestion to war with a spear...what about one of them C130's with a big fucking cannon next...

Again, cheating... but it would be a fun trying to justify a mini-gun for fishing.