Best of Webz (mega thread and shit?)

[Akzle]

lulz. how have i not heard of cracked.com?

i was just thinking about that time husa laid out 30 pages of shit puns... turns out it's a sign of brain damage. go figure.

http://www.cracked.com/article_24255...l-illness.html

even some for katman:
http://www.cracked.com/personal-expe...onspiracy.html

[Akzle]

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2...e-their-stuff/

[Akzle]

www.20q.net

You were thinking of
beer.
Could it be found in a classroom? You said
Sometimes, 20Q was taught by other players that the
answer is No.
Is it flexible? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other
players that the answer is No.
Do you use it at work? You said Sometimes, 20Q
was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Does it conduct electric current? You said Maybe,
20Q was taught by other players that the answer is
No.
Is it found on a desk? You said Sometimes, 20Q was
taught by other players that the answer is No.
Is it soft? You said Depends, 20Q was taught by
other players that the answer is Yes.

lawl. timewaster r us.

[Akzle]

no srsly. ifyou cunts aren't following cracked.com. do it.

although, i'm of half a mind about it... cos, it's like, intelligent, derisive, abusive and generally the kind of shit i'd type, it's like looking in a dusty mirror, and the bits that reflect are out are cheap and meaningless, the suavity obscured, trapped somewhere between the dust and glass and reflective backing and glass and dust and my perception...

meh. still funny as fuck and i'd totally let them buy me beer.

[Akzle]

https://martin.ces.ncsu.edu/wildrecipes/

mooseburgers motherfuckers.

[Akzle]

www.20q.net




lawl. timewaster r us.

"jesus"


Q30. I am guessing that it is a sumo wrestler?
Right, Wrong, Close
29. I guessed that it was the tooth fairy? Wrong.
28. Is it a mammal? Yes.
27. Does it have a long tail? No.
Is it heavy? Unknown.
Does it have fangs? Unknown.
Is it hard? Unknown.
Is it very large? Unknown.
26. Does it live in the forest? No.
25. Does it live in cities? No.
24. Does it live near water? No.
23. Can you see it in a zoo? No.
22. I guessed that it was a harpy? Wrong.
21. Can it be used for recreation? Doubtful.
Does it get wet? Unknown.
Does it bite? Unknown.
20. I guessed that it was Batman? Wrong.
19. Does it live in salt-water? No.
18. I guessed that it was a beluga (white whale)? Wrong.
Does it like to play? Unknown.
17. I guessed that it was a killer whale (orca)? Wrong.
16. Is it dangerous? Probably.
15. Does it have a hole in it? Yes.
14. Does it help accomplish tasks? No.
13. Can it run fast? Doubtful.
Can it climb? Unknown.
12. Is it black? Probably.
11. Does it bring joy to people? Yes.
10. Does it come in many varieties? No.
Is it green or black? Unknown.
9. Can you play games with it? No.
8. Does it have four legs? No.
7. Does it stand on two legs? Yes.
6. Does it have a bill or beak? No.
Is it slippery? Unknown.
Is it an absolute state? Unknown.
5. Can it be hunted? Yes.
4. Does it eat fish? Yes.
Does it have fur? Unknown.
3. Can you buy it at a store? No.
Is it colourful? Unknown.
2. Can it do tricks? Yes.
Is it fuzzy? Unknown.
1. It is classified as Animal.

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[Akzle]

https://www.nzgeo.com/stories/gumboots/

gawd bluss kuuywees.

[Akzle]

Tactical Rump is gone. The spirit lives on;

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Girls_With_Guns.htm

[Swoop]

Tactical Rump is gone. The spirit lives on;

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Girls_With_Guns.htm

That's disgusting.
90% of those bitches need to work on their index finger NOT being on the trigger.

[Akzle]

That's disgusting.
90% of those bitches need to work on their index finger NOT being on the trigger.

that is one of my pet hates. and i saw some cunt baww on there about it. but (and i've done the research ;D) i see it closer to 30%. and they're all yanks, so not that important

[EmBe]

Playtime in the Russian winter.

Haha..."i can see that the brake caliper is missing, but who cares"

good play