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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250 View Post
    This guys description is either taking the piss or he is totally delusional

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...1320799754.htm
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    Don't drop your keys, infront this manly one, as he's built like a horse

    women getting weak at the knees when you tell them how much horse power rests between your legs.
    That is by far the most gayest donkey cock sucking ad I've ever read this year. That's far from taking the piss. That's failing at trolling.


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    There's spinning a good yarn, and then there spouting a load of rubbish. The line between the two is narrow and can be crossed easily.


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    The MT03s like that one were ridiculously expensive until a year or maybe two back, then Yamaha dropped the price to flog them off. They had to get rid of them because there was a 300cc MT03 coming and selling both at the same time would've been even sillier than it is now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autech View Post
    There's spinning a good yarn, and then there spouting a load of rubbish. The line between the two is narrow and can be crossed easily.


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    Personal thought is, the seller has yet to cross that narrow line ....and best of all, he has people talking about it and his bike, no denying that.
    '' i'd let you touch me.''

    Sorry fulla but I am spoken for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trufflebutter View Post
    Personal thought is, the seller has yet to cross that narrow line ....and best of all, he has people talking about it and his bike, no denying that.
    Personal thought is, the seller is spitting out a truck load of rubbish.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250 View Post
    This guys description is either taking the piss or he is totally delusional

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...1320799754.htm
    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    Buys well, sells poorly. Ad is classic selling the sizzle, not the sausage....
    Been watching too much Mad Men...


    And, how does a MT03 qualify as a "cruiser"? - misleading advertising?

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    Quote Originally Posted by trufflebutter View Post
    Personal thought is, the seller has yet to cross that narrow line ....and best of all, he has people talking about it and his bike, no denying that.
    Are we talking about his bike or his auction blurb though?
    TBH I looked at the bike n thought it was hideous compared to the new MT-03s which make me want to hump them when I see them parked on the street

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autech View Post
    Are we talking about his bike or his auction blurb though?
    TBH I looked at the bike n thought it was hideous compared to the new MT-03s which make me want to hump them when I see them parked on the street
    Too much information! Just too much...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250 View Post
    This guys description is either taking the piss or he is totally delusional

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...1320799754.htm
    I like how he has a girls name. I imagine he has a lisp as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    I like how he has a girls name. I imagine he has a lisp as well.
    Piss poor feedback for only a few sales.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    That is by far the most gayest donkey cock sucking ad I've ever read this year. That's far from taking the piss. That's failing at trolling.
    I like the advert - it made me laugh.

    The bike - it's fucking ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Personal thought is, the seller is spitting out a truck load of rubbish.
    He could be on that very narrow line between Autism and normality, like Skidmark is.
    '' i'd let you touch me.''

    Sorry fulla but I am spoken for.

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    Should buy up all the airbox's, battery racks and exhaust systems off TM and wait until the cafe/bobber trend turns. mwahhahaaaa..Kaching
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltaire View Post
    Should buy up all the airbox's, battery racks and exhaust systems off TM and wait until the cafe/bobber trend turns. mwahhahaaaa..Kaching
    Ahh yeah good one John...and where exactly are YOU going to store all that shit. Your sheds fullerer than mine

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