Optimistic sellers

[AllanB]

I think the black R model with red graphics looks fantastic...except for the blue anodized forks.

I may have to edit my comment - just swung by my local Suzuki dealer for chain oil and they have a red one in the shop. None of the silly graphics like the blue ones. Looked fine :-)

Apparently the blue is selling the best. There you go - what do I know!

[SVboy]

I may have to edit my comment - just swung by my local Suzuki dealer for chain oil and they have a red one in the shop. None of the silly graphics like the blue ones. Looked fine :-)

Apparently the blue is selling the best. There you go - what do I know!

Hyosung red! And I adore GSXR's ! Should be classic blue/blue/ white.....

[AllanB]

Hyosung red! And I adore GSXR's ! Should be classic blue/blue/ white.....

Shit-the-bed it is Hyosung red!

Should have done the blue one like the original 86 750.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Should have done the blue one like the original 86 750.

Nah. Like my 86 1100.

[HenryDorsetCase]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...1441929802.htm

LOL that W650 is for sale again. I asked a question. (two in fact)



Dear seller with -1 feedback. Please know that this is not worth $15k. Its not worth $13k either. I would think the absolute maximum you would get for this is around $7500 to $8000. Here's what you need to do to achieve that: 1. take some decent photos (no one is interested in the crack addled tattooed bint we want to see the motorcycle you are supposedly selling). 2. Explain why this garage queen needed $5k spent on it, and what it was spent on.

and

Also, tyres are wear items. And those arent spectacular sportbike rubber. If you are selling a bike a buyer EXPECTS that it will be roadworthy and tyres are the biggest part of that.



wonder if numb nuts will respond?

[jasonu]

Nah. Like my 86 1100.

I just got a stiffy.

[neels]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...1441929802.htm

LOL that W650 is for sale again. I asked a question. (two in fact)

Have tardme changed how things work? The questions are visible even though they don't appear to have been answered, previously the unanswered questions only showed up after the auction had closed.

I notice that the skanky thing is carrying a petrol container, the best thing action going forward would be to empty it over the remains of what used to be a presentable motorcycle, and flick a match.

[AllanB]

Nah. Like my 86 1100.

You sir have hit the nail on the head. Seriously horny, looks 'sporty' and pisses all over the 'drop-pie' graphics they splattered over the current blue one.

[AllanB]

(no one is interested in the crack addled tattooed bint we want to see the motorcycle you are supposedly selling).

I don't know HDC, I think the bint may be on the right track with a can of petrol - she may plan to ride it to the beach and start a W650 bonfire. Then run around the fire topless chanting binty type mutterings while waving a large piece of phallic shaped driftwood.

PS - I quite like the term 'Bint' I may use it at work tomorrow.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I don't know HDC, I think the bint may be on the right track with a can of petrol - she may plan to ride it to the beach and start a W650 bonfire. Then run around the fire topless chanting binty type mutterings while waving a large piece of phallic shaped driftwood.

PS - I quite like the term 'Bint' I may use it at work tomorrow.

Bint is from me granddad. Its WW2 era at least.

Have you noticed that the silly crackwhore has sunglasses on AND the helmet has a dark visor. AND that fuel can (if it has fuel in it) is ready to pour and she has it behind her back. Enquiring minds want to know what the fuck is going on.

[HenryDorsetCase]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...1442051949.htm

fucking tardme just keeps on giving. My question for this punter (at least has +1 feedbacks)

So, keyword "ninja"..... thats your day job right?

[F5 Dave]

Erm. . . I thought that was a weedy guy rather than a crack addled hint.

[AllanB]

Erm. . . I thought that was a weedy guy rather than a crack addled hint.

My money is on a Bint.

Tats - all girly - no self respecting male coke addict would flower himself that much. A rose with a 'mum' inscription yes - but that many?

The smile and piercing point to a Bint.

The top - only Auckland Drop-Pie parades see men wearing something like that.



Also - something is really wrong with me when I am enlarging TM images of peoples crotch areas to see if it is a he or she ....... stupid jean fold did not help me.

[AllanB]

AND that fuel can (if it has fuel in it) is ready to pour and she has it behind her back. Enquiring minds want to know what the fuck is going on.

Probably some dumb-arse Hipster thing at the moment - fill a fuel can with vodka and orange.

Or vage lube. 3.75 litres appears a bit excessive though, even to my mind.

You pick.

[pritch]

Bint is from me granddad. Its WW2 era at least.

Very commonly used by soldiers who had served in North Africa. Also "shufti", as in have a look (rhymes with book) and "Special for you Kiwi". They were added to the language, there would be others.