Latest road safety TV ad - load of bollocks (Jan 2014)
So TV1 News tonight run a story on how wonderful the latest 'don't speed at 109kpm' add is with worldwide praise oh, happy, happy, joy, joy. The one where two cars crash at a T intersection. It appears both were doing, brace yourselves, 109kph and nearly destroyed planet earth in the process. I'm amazed the entire universe survived such excess. What a crock of shit, 109 kph so absolute mayhem, death and destruction followed.
LTSA Andy Full-of-Shit spokesperson should be charged with 3 decades of lying to the public. These over dramatized 'speed kills' propaganda adds piss me off. So had said driver been doing 103kpm (yeah, within the latest deemed safe tolerance) they would have all smiled at each other as they passed the intersection in total safety and later shared a laugh over a pleasant creaming soda milk shake, as Fonsy made funny jokes in the back ground with school girl Chicks and Richie finally gets laid.
I've had a gutsful of these PC perfect poofters telling us how evil we all are. Far more evil goings on happen every bloody day by people who actually deliberately intend to cause harm to others.
Tomorrow I am going to hit 110kph so all brace yourselves. The sun may go out, the earth crust might shatter, and even worse, Bruno Mars will probably release another crap whinging attempt at music.
Happiness is a means of travel, not a destination
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