Intro first time posting seeking laughter (1up5dwn)

[1up5dwn]

Hi i regestered as 1up5dwn to answer a question or post my 5c's worth regarding a posting by a member titled learning to wheelies,ive since realize its a post from 2004..! anyway heres my thoughts on weather he should or not wheelie his R! !
wheelie what you got, if you like it youll love it ! and if you dont you wont. im not great at or where id like to be pulling wheelies but i have done them on 86 vf1000f, 87 gpz1000rx vfr 400 zx400 mvx 250f 996 1198s rf900 the list goes on,im sure you get it, i love wheelies however most times i couldnt afford second bikes dirt or street to practice on (shit i even wheelied my 76/78 hondas cb900 500 750 ole school..) So ive wheeled a bit and what i had at the time,yes i crashedbikes been called a muppet, DONT CARE wasnt thinking about crashing or been called names as i was having to much fun controlling the throttle ,riding on one wheel livin the moment...nothing like it for me one of my scaryest learners was a RD400 oversize pistons mikunis sidedraft jetted expansion chambers that bike will teach you pretty quickly! point in case if i owned an r1 BESTBIKEINTHEWORLD just putting it out there, id be wheeling it down the desinatedROAD.. cant give you sound advice, its always fun and becomes easy, love to here if you get the r1 up. anyone in or close to christchurch like minded lets hookup streetride or meet n great streetfighters stunt riders trails renegade with an interest on learning a few tricks or just association holla bk. NOT FOR THE FAINT AT HEART but then so is living only those balanced on the edge need respond,off the grid streetfighters. p.s A background in padock bashing streetbikes in to top gears, donuts on greasy workshop floors with impresive second gear drifts out of greasy workshop floors into third gear without hitting adjacent buildings, droping the clutch at 10,000rpm remembering to place chest forward over the tank hopefully with enough rpm to break traction madmax first second gear drift with a little popup before third from STANDSTILL,.. may help but is not a prerequisite,a sense of humor now thats a must.CHEERS 1up5dwn.

[Madness]

Welcome to KB. Do you have any relatives in Palmerston North?

[1up5dwn]

in palmy,yeah they are williams my cuzz darell was taken in a mtrcycle acc decades ago,hazzelwoods in livene are family,im a Aucklander working in c.c.city loving it, good rides they have the unoficially named Akaora GP!

[Madness]

Wicked

[EJK]

Hi i regestered as 1up5dwn to answer a question or post my 5c's worth regarding a posting by a member titled learning to wheelies,ive since realize its a post from 2004..! anyway heres my thoughts on weather he should or not wheelie his R! !
wheelie what you got, if you like it youll love it ! and if you dont you wont. im not great at or where id like to be pulling wheelies but i have done them on 86 vf1000f, 87 gpz1000rx vfr 400 zx400 mvx 250f 996 1198s rf900 the list goes on,im sure you get it, i love wheelies however most times i couldnt afford second bikes dirt or street to practice on (shit i even wheelied my 76/78 hondas cb900 500 750 ole school..) So ive wheeled a bit and what i had at the time,yes i crashedbikes been called a muppet, DONT CARE wasnt thinking about crashing or been called names as i was having to much fun controlling the throttle ,riding on one wheel livin the moment...nothing like it for me one of my scaryest learners was a RD400 oversize pistons mikunis sidedraft jetted expansion chambers that bike will teach you pretty quickly! point in case if i owned an r1 BESTBIKEINTHEWORLD just putting it out there, id be wheeling it down the desinatedROAD.. cant give you sound advice, its always fun and becomes easy, love to here if you get the r1 up. anyone in or close to christchurch like minded lets hookup streetride or meet n great streetfighters stunt riders trails renegade with an interest on learning a few tricks or just association holla bk. NOT FOR THE FAINT AT HEART but then so is living only those balanced on the edge need respond,off the grid streetfighters. p.s A background in padock bashing streetbikes in to top gears, donuts on greasy workshop floors with impresive second gear drifts out of greasy workshop floors into third gear without hitting adjacent buildings, droping the clutch at 10,000rpm remembering to place chest forward over the tank hopefully with enough rpm to break traction madmax first second gear drift with a little popup before third from STANDSTILL,.. may help but is not a prerequisite,a sense of humor now thats a must.CHEERS 1up5dwn.

[george formby]

This bint bailed me up last time I was in Y'erp doin a bit of roofin fer cash.

[1up5dwn]

hi cool u tube clip lovn it thanks for posting man.

[unstuck]

Brilliant, thanks for the laughter.

[willytheekid]

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[Maha]

in palmy,yeah they are williams my cuzz darell was taken in a mtrcycle acc decades ago,hazzelwoods in livene are family,im a Aucklander working in c.c.city loving it, good rides they have the unoficially named Akaora GP!

....needs translation,
PS: what nationally are you? that means, where were you born? if you say Reefton, I will understand.

[BigAl]

R1s, wheelies, Akaroa Gp....You sound like Rossireps brother.

Ride on bro

[1up5dwn]

worse than a schoolboy with dads porno stash, addicted to petrol breathin heathin tyre frying iron horses,i hope when im fifty im showing my grandson how to pull wheelies,if im not its cause im dead and buried and the little bruiser will have to settle for his grandads home DVD on how to hoon and impress the neigbours with 6 gear burnouts parked up against the internal garage wall! house smelt like burnouts for near TWOWEEKS! getafix 1up5dwn.

[1up5dwn]

cool ride man..bikes are like girls eye candy you just want to have a ride or a meaningful conversation depending on the eye candy, point being havnt ridin a late zx10 only early pre 90s hope to one day. lovin the rides round canterbury might catch you on the fly,1up5dwn [blk duke red wheels]

[Akzle]

and this is smokeys crack addled adhd cousin...

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...I'm sure it's all covered in this....