Thinking of starting a new website. And shit.

**bogan** · 31st January 2014, 13:50

Originally Posted by Akzle

i had this idea ages ago.
Be an amalgamation whore. Use blogspot (yes, do as blog.
smokeyhatesjew.blogspot.com) and either get peopl to send to you to upload to jewtube, or links.
No server, no code, freedom of speech and shit.
Id nail down some rulez, actual submitters name given with isp email addy, date time and place.
Certainly be good to get repeat offenders from a few sauces..

Then it comes down to advertising.

Im going to point my cams backwards so i can get pix of the jews who snitch me out, then break their faces.

Or, just get a real job

**p.dath** · 31st January 2014, 13:54

Originally Posted by TheDemonLord

My first advise would be to get a Legal Opinion

Although the fall back of not being responsible for User Generated Content is good, someone could easily post something that could land you in hot water...

Anyone remember a web site called Mega Upload run by Kim dot Com ...

**wharekura** · 31st January 2014, 14:03

I do websites for a living, from conception to hosting. My advice to save on $ is not do windows hosting (which is what I do) and sql server as these cost a bit. Even if u find a cheap hoster like GoDaddy there are cavets such as restricted size of the databases.

Your website sounds like a typical cataloging system - a library of vids and pics, not too dissimilar to your average porn site.

There are cheaper options (oveseas contractors), but for a bespoke site u should have a graphics designer who you can talk to in person to get your ideas.

Since you have time and keen on learning I recommend you need to start with basic HTML then javascript and jquery. To keep your database hosting costs down look at MySql.

o the joy.

**Akzle** · 31st January 2014, 14:09

Originally Posted by bogan

Or, just get a real job

you poor dear sweet man,
thought you were ignoring me.
Internets is work.

**bogan** · 31st January 2014, 15:27

Originally Posted by Akzle

you poor dear sweet man,
thought you were ignoring me.
Internets is work.

Yeh, but just cos I don't listen to you, doesn't mean you should be deprived of my pearls of wisdom; I just a generous bugger you see.

The advice was also to smokey, the idea just doesn't seem anywhere near as well thought out as it needs to be for a money making venture.

**blackdog** · 31st January 2014, 15:30

Judge not lest ye be judged.

Then nailed to a tree. And shit.

**SMOKEU** · 31st January 2014, 16:11

I'm not really looking at this from a money making standpoint. If I could get cash out of this, I'd be happy, but I'm not expecting this idea to make me rich.

**Akzle** · 31st January 2014, 17:13

i's going to say
he'd not need to make money.
I'd fuck rihanna.

**ellipsis** · 31st January 2014, 17:26

...a person not too many miles from where I sit tried something like this...with the best of intentions in mind, (yeah, right)...lasted a very short time before he got manhandled...nuts kicked...shit like that...I thought you weren't a great admirer of the cops , Smokey...why do you think they will want your assistance?...

**EJK** · 31st January 2014, 17:31

Have you decided to run your own porn site?

**rustyrobot** · 31st January 2014, 18:08

Originally Posted by ellipsis

...a person not too many miles from where I sit tried something like this...with the best of intentions in mind, (yeah, right)...lasted a very short time before he got manhandled...nuts kicked...shit like that...

Yep - while there will be a large proportion of drivers who are [insert your favourite stereotype here] - there will also be some folks that you don't want to fuck off.

Originally Posted by ellipsis

I thought you weren't a great admirer of the cops , Smokey...why do you think they will want your assistance?...

LOL - the Surveillance State (tm) - brought to you by smokeu.

On a related note - it's funny how people used to be all paranoid about Big Brother and panoptical surveillance, now they take their own video, tag (name) the people and upload it themselves onto BB's servers. I bet it takes a load of TPTB to have all these work done for them - they don't even need to outsource it to Fijindiastan.

**Berries** · 31st January 2014, 19:23

Originally Posted by wharekura

Your website sounds like a typical cataloging system - a library of vids and pics, not too dissimilar to your average porn site.

Now I am interested. Bad driving website? Nah, not much. If I was really so bored that I wanted to watch some video of bad driving I am sure there are millions of sites out there. Some with guns and zebras and stuff. The odd granny on the wrong side of the motorway in Auckland does nothing for me really.

**Woodman** · 31st January 2014, 19:29

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Now that I've got a bit more spare time on my hands, I'm keen to start a website to show user uploaded pics and videos of bad drivers on NZ roads. The kind of muppets who kill by running red lights, driving on the wrong side of the roads, cutting people off etc. It would be even better to include number plates wherever possible. Because more and more people have video cameras to record their ride, and since almost everyone has a camera phone on them, it shouldn't be too hard to find content. Could even have a "muppet of the week award" or something like that. Spreading it around on failbook could also be a good idea, and hopefully the cops will do something about these idiots.

Maybe the videos could be hosted on Youtube to save on server space and bandwidth. I don't know fuck all about web design (I've done a very quick into course on it) and don't have the resources to host the site myself, so I'd need someone with web design skills to do this. I could learn a bit of coding though. I will probably get the site hosted with a hosting company since it probably won't be particularly big (with externally hosted media). Just an idea, but I think it could really have potential if it's set up correctly.

Why don't you just join the Police force??