I must know alot of stupid people

[The Reibz]

Jasonu quoted me the other night saying I must know alot of stupid people.
Well Jason I must have found the stupidest of all people this weekend.

My brothers mate needed a towbar so I decided to lend him my falcon out of the spirit of being a good cunt.
The spring in the ignition has been broken for as long as I have owned it (4 years) and you have to manually turn the key backwards to get it off the stater motor. This little cunt was told this 3 times...
He stopped at the shop for a redbull and restarted the car and continued to drive down the street for approximately 30 minutes before he realised something was HORRIBLY WRONG when the entire electrical system shit itself.

Here is the result...


I can not see how THE FUCK this could happen without some sort of major malfunction in the intelligence department. Anyone whos rode a car on the starter before knows the horrible fucking noise it makes. Its loud as fuck, you would have to have the stereo turned up beyond maximum not to hear it.

This isn't the worst part of the story though, I was at work when he showed up to pick up the car and come back after a 4km run to find this peice of shit sitting in my drive...



WHO IN FUCKS NAME DOES THAT?
I only have two rules in my drive. No Holdens, and definitely no hondas. Rest assured this guy isn't welcome back.


Now hes claiming the starter was already fucked when he got in the car and won't pay up for a new one. Says it should be rebuildable as he has had them rebuilt on hondas before...
I took it around to several local mechanics this morning and the laughs just haven't stopped coming...

[bogan]

Rebuildable? no need mate, just buff that shit out

Gotta say though, some of it has rubbed off on you it would seem; never lend a vehicle out that has quirks like that, and never lend past 1 degree of separation.

[TheDemonLord]

Gotta say though, some of it has rubbed off on you it would seem; never lend a vehicle out that has quirks like that, and never lend past 1 degree of separation.

QFT

[Kendoll]

Gutted! The old saying is true then, no good deed goes unpunished...

[The Reibz]

never lend a vehicle out that has quirks like that, and never lend past 1 degree of separation.

To true mate, last time I lend it out to anyone. Already spends to much time on blocks, but that comes with owning a old car

[Crasherfromwayback]

The dumb cunt is you numnuts. A...for driving a Ford, and B, for lending it to a potato head.

[oldrider]

The dumb cunt is you numnuts. A...for driving a Ford, and B, for lending it to a potato head.

Could be a bit tough there Crash "B" was recommended by his brother ... maybe his brother is the/a potatoe head!

[EJK]

Do him a favor and burn that car with thermite. Put it out of misery.

[Banditbandit]

Mate - you don't need to get the starter rebuild ... just tell the dumb cunt that he's now the starter - and make him push you every time you need to start ...

[Mike.Gayner]

What a little asshole. Should be strung by his foreskin up in the town centre and beaten. Unbelievable.

[The Reibz]

As stupid as I was for lending it out to someone I do take some of the blame.
I mean fuck, when I push started the car it sounded like a blender with batteries in it. Considering I just rebuilt the entire engine 8 months ago alarm bells were going off in my head. This isn't the first car hes fucked either,

A few months back he smashed the sump off a VW Passat Turbo and contined to rev his engine with no oil in the sump. Engine almost blew up but he managed to put the sump back on after repairing it with, you guessed it, bog. I thought this incident might have been behind him but it clearly wasnt.

But if one is to offer the reibz a box of beers in return for a few hours worth tow bar use, who is the reibz to say no?

Guess I should really quit drinking

[EJK]

On a more serious note, since the car looks familiar, if your brother's "friend" is an Asian, I might know who he is

[The Reibz]

Hes not asian bro. If he was a asian I would understand the car looking like that, hence the term "Ricer"

[Hitcher]

Do the stupid people you associate with know the difference between "alot" and "a lot"?

[Bikemad]

To true mate, last time I lend it out to anyone. Already spends to much time on blocks, but that comes with owning a old FORD

fixed that for you