A very strange start to the day

[Fatt Max]

So, riding along Quay Street this morning taking full advantage of the bus lane and there is a lycra clad cyclist in front of me hugging the right hand side of the lane.

What do I do? Overtake the geezer or just drop in behind as there are red lights 50m ahead and a stram of cars zooming along to my right?

I decide to drop in behind noticing that Mr Cyclist is constantly looking over his shoulders.

I pull up alongside him minding my own business but cant help noticing he is looking over.......so I turn my head......our eyes meet.....and he says...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

That had and still has me lost for words......blimey.....

[mashman]

Awwwww, that's a beautiful compliment if not somewhat forward. I hope you complimented his arse or thighs in return.

[pana]

OH My !!!! Maybe I need some pointers lol I have never had that happen to me, Did you have your minion helmet on

[oldrider]

Wellington back in the day - offers like that (not from geezers though) were the norm! (sigh) To be young in Wellington! (to be young anywhere would be nice!)

[Akzle]

Wellington back in the day - offers like that (not from geezers though) were the norm! (sigh) To be young in Wellington! (to be young anywhere would be nice!)

you'll be young in your next life

[leathel]

bwahahahha very obliging cyclist

[Jeff Sichoe]

fucking cyclists

basically I ignore the fuckers and try and get as close as possible, get the fuck off the road and onto the cycle lane you shitfucker

[pritch]

(to be young anywhere would be nice!)

Bugga that! We'd be expected to go back to work.

[Mike.Gayner]

fucking cyclists

basically I ignore the fuckers and try and get as close as possible, get the fuck off the road and onto the cycle lane you shitfucker

Eat shit, cunt.

[jasonu]

...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

:

One time at band camp a girl that said that to me.

[Banditbandit]

I pull up alongside him minding my own business but cant help noticing he is looking over.......so I turn my head......our eyes meet.....and he says...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

That had and still has me lost for words......blimey.....

So - are you going to find him tomorrow and take him up on the offer ??

[oldrider]

So, riding along Quay Street this morning taking full advantage of the bus lane and there is a lycra clad cyclist in front of me hugging the right hand side of the lane.

What do I do? Overtake the geezer or just drop in behind as there are red lights 50m ahead and a stram of cars zooming along to my right?

I decide to drop in behind noticing that Mr Cyclist is constantly looking over his shoulders.

I pull up alongside him minding my own business but cant help noticing he is looking over.......so I turn my head......our eyes meet.....and he says...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

That had and still has me lost for words......blimey.....

Was it this guy? : https://www.youtube.com/embed/xQ_IQS3VKjA .Worth a look but "WHY" would he do that?

[Swoop]

"mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

So the rumours regarding male cyclists wearing lycra, are true.

Has anyone informed the arse-less chaps wearing fraternity?

[slofox]

Geez Max, everybody knows those lycra clad pansies like it up the arse...

[Maha]

So, riding along Quay Street this morning taking full advantage of the bus lane and there is a lycra clad cyclist in front of me hugging the right hand side of the lane.

What do I do? Overtake the geezer or just drop in behind as there are red lights 50m ahead and a stram of cars zooming along to my right?

I decide to drop in behind noticing that Mr Cyclist is constantly looking over his shoulders.

I pull up alongside him minding my own business but cant help noticing he is looking over.......so I turn my head......our eyes meet.....and he says...."mate, you could have always come inside me if you wanted to....."

That had and still has me lost for words......blimey.....

Its a Mextedism '' Mehrtens loves it when Gibson comes inside him''.

But I do love how your eye's met