Ask Uncle for shit advice

[husaberg]

Ok here is the premise
As I am a noisy opinionated arsehole.
I often give people advice that they neither want or ask for.
So I have decided it is well time to start this agony uncle thread.
Ask me what you should do I will give you a straight answer…One based on my years of f-ing up everyday situations........

[blackdog]

Not sure, but Madness might still need some advice about his anal warts.

[FJRider]

Not sure, but Madness might still need some advice about his anal warts.

Do what you've always done in the past ... and lick them ...


He said it has always worked in the past ...

[husaberg]

Not sure, but Madness might still need some advice about his anal warts.

Do what you've always done in the past ... and lick them ...


He said it has always worked in the past ...

First things first tell your sexual partners which by the subsequent posts Madness has .

Then glue on some domes and call them piercings........

[Laava]

Hey uncle hooser, I am thinking about buying a valiant. What is wrong with me?

[george formby]

Hey uncle hooser, I am thinking about buying a valiant. What is wrong with me?

Your not very good at starting a name with a capital?

The last year or two I've noticed that my nasal hair is growing profusely. Wax or trim?

[avgas]

Where do you keep the keys?

[husaberg]

Where do you keep the keys?

On the key ring. i think the question is where did you put them, ask ya wife she will find them, call it a conversation and it will accumulate brownie points, offer to help her look for bonus points.

[husaberg]

The last year or two I've noticed that my nasal hair is growing profusely. Wax or trim?

Use Veet it has great reviews.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. ............

[husaberg]

Hey uncle hooser, I am thinking about buying a valiant. What is wrong with me?

Ok i think you might be about to land a staring role in brokeback mountain.....
Question is just which one should you buy .
Ask you last conquest just how small your penis is, then decide if you need a Hemi Charger or not?

[Smifffy]

Your not very good at starting a name with a capital?

The last year or two I've noticed that my nasal hair is growing profusely. Wax or trim?

Apparently neither is named one...and questions:

Mineral or synthetic?

Wave or don't wave?

Cruiser or sports?

KB needs definitive answers, oh sage one. In fact I'm surprised there aren't threads about these already.

[Grizzo]

Hey Uncle Hooser, what does it mean when the itchy bits happen in the underpants region?

[husaberg]

Mineral or synthetic?

baby oil extra virgin use only fresh babies......

Wave or don't wave?

hairsyles up to you, but the helmet should cover it

Cruiser or sports?

if you have to even consider cruisers i think you need a professional.

[ellipsis]

...why is it that sometimes life seems so superficial, boring and really getting to be like a second hand chocolate fish, when in reality we all know it is super exciting and loads and loads of fun, and sometime soon it will all unfold and and all your dreams and aspirations are just moments away from being fulfilled...

[husaberg]

Hey Uncle Hooser, what does it mean when the itchy bits happen in the underpants region?

It means its time to itch them in public like a real man............