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  1. 12th February 2014, 10:31 #1
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    Mile-high sex snub

    This is classic. I'm sure that if any of the KB lads had have been on this flight they would have been happy to have helped this young lady out.
    Any suggestions of candidates??

    http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel...-1226824249560
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  2. 12th February 2014, 10:46 #2
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    That was a lady?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    That was a lady?
    Not that I want to fall victim to a lazy stereotype, but I'm kind of surprised she was hitting on a bloke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Not that I want to fall victim to a lazy stereotype, but I'm kind of surprised she was hitting on a bloke.
    Maybe it was a feminine looking bloke.
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  6. 12th February 2014, 17:42 #6
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    yeah,sex in a jet full of people with a drunken loudmouth bitch who wants it right there in the seat,and promises not to throw up on you while you are scratching her itch or cry rape after she sobers up

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    Air flight is so quick ... had it been a sea voyage with plenty of booze she/he would have got him/her before next port!

    It's always a matter of booze, time and opportunity!
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    Ohhhhhh she's purdy and sure has a filthy mouth. WTF is all the complaining about?
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    You can't blame a *girl* for getting upset... It must be hard to take being turned down time after time....
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    I thought that was a dude by the haircut and square jaw. then I saw the sweater puppies.

    Unless they were bitch tits and his name was Bob???!???!?*





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