Aussie logic

[cc rider]

JUST IMAGINE..

If you had bought $1,000 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would have $49 today!

If you bought $1,000 AIG shares one year ago, you would have $33 today!

If you bought $1,000 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago, you would have $0.00 today!

BUT... if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminum cans for recycling...
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214!!!

BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!

AND,DID YOU KNOW...
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!

Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!

THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.

MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE DOESN'T IT?

[Grizzo]

Feckin Asstratalians and their dumbness

[oneblackflag]

BUT... if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminum cans for recycling...
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214

So I'm basicly throwing cash into the Green bin?
God damn it!

[cc rider]

So I'm basicly throwing cash into the Green bin?
God damn it!

Oh shit yeah

Recycle is worth a few bob here... spesh for plentiful drinkers