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    Something positive for cricket

    I never liked the guy much, but I'm pleased he has achieved something special in his sport. Also this came against a team like India and not some minnow further down the list from NZ.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news...ectid=11204763
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    ...the most positive thing you could do for cricket would be to ban it...pissing down your leg on a long wet ride would be more entertaining...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...the most positive thing you could do for cricket would be to ban it...pissing down your leg on a long wet ride would be more entertaining...
    Well, since he is on a scooter, there wouldn't be much windage for you to account for anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...the most positive thing you could do for cricket would be to ban it...pissing down your leg on a long wet ride would be more entertaining...
    I see your "most positive thing" and raise you ...

    NAKED CRICKET

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I see your "most positive thing" and raise you ... NAKED CRICKET?
    One of them has no bat, so is it a real team? Or is that you Stirts ... second from the right?

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    cricket sucks. All the time. Its the most boring game in the world to watch. On par with golf and days of our lives.
    Trust the fucking english to come up with that gay shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    One of them has no bat, so is it a real team? Or is that you Stirts ... second from the right?
    No, my tits aren't as great as that!! I'm the one hiding in the bushes perving at their bum cracks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I see your "most positive thing" and raise you ...

    NAKED CRICKET
    Gasp, I can see his thatthingwhichtgoesontopofthestickstheythrowthebal lat*





    *it was about this time I realised my knowledge of cricket terminology was somewhat lacking
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Gasp, I can see his thatthingwhichtgoesontopofthestickstheythrowthebal lat*





    *it was about this time I realised my knowledge of cricket terminology was somewhat lacking
    Bails

    Sadly, being English by birth, I have a genetic knowledge of cricket.

    Cricket is still fucking Gay though.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    Bails

    Sadly, being English by birth, I have a genetic knowledge of cricket.

    Cricket is still fucking Gay though.....
    Bails you say, even better, cos they look like a penis (not mine ofc, but I know a guy who had an accident in a hot tub) but the word sounds like balls, so its humorous on many levels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Gasp, I can see his thatthingwhichtgoesontopofthestickstheythrowthebal lat*





    *it was about this time I realised my knowledge of cricket terminology was somewhat lacking
    Fark I would be more concerned that you studied the picture so intently

    And isn't it a cricket stump he is holding? The two bails and other two stumps are "missing in action" IYKWIM. PROOF...cricket is in fact gay!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Fark I would be more concerned that you studied the picture so intently

    And isn't it a cricket stump he is holding? The two bails and other two stumps are "missing in action" IYKWIM. PROOF...cricket is in fact gay!!


    I think the technical term is pointy stick. But yeh, sounds a bit homo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I see your "most positive thing" and raise you ...

    NAKED CRICKET
    That where the term Sticky Wicket came from?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Seriously though for a moment ... that man (Brendon McCullum) deserve a DB!

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