@ 80 kph...How f#$ken retarded can you get...fear getting sideswiped by texting drivers as they vear over to my lane...is shattering their drivers side window with a piece a pipe taking it to far ?
L-Plate Rider
@ 80 kph...How f#$ken retarded can you get...fear getting sideswiped by texting drivers as they vear over to my lane...is shattering their drivers side window with a piece a pipe taking it to far ?
Don't forget to bring a towel
Pull up next to them and throw ninja rocks to break their windows. That should attract their attention.
Kicked out of a one-man band.
Nah, just do the same:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxZxjgKcsPE
Hardcore Biker
Always felt the best solution would be to sit just to the front & right of the car (so near the driver but not about to be sideswiped) and hold the horn on, preferably with a stebel. Have yet to buy a stebel and so have yet to try it.
Library Schooled
Ridin to Work, Workin to Ride
Saw a guy reading the newspaper this on the way to work on the Welly motorway this morning.
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KB's Chief Cats
i text all the time. At any speed. And i change lanes without indicating,
but i still pay attention to driving. I actively set out to not fuck anyone elses day up.
Your society can thank me later. Maybe it will catch on.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Thank goodness he wasn't speeding!would have been on him in an instant if he was.
Dangerous driving. We certainly don't want to inconvenience the authorities' time with trivialities like that... [/sarcasm mode]
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Keep your eyes on the road!Originally Posted by mrchips
Saw a guy reading the newspaper this on the way to work on the Welly motorway this morning.
Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.
Coal Burning XV Rider!
Who's the retard again?
Just go round em and carry on, no sense in being a DEAD disgruntled rider.
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one placenta
...what the fuck are you thinking about...how far up the arse of the car in front of you are you, when you have time to look around and spy on other fuckwits...do you watch a lot of sitcoms on your downtime...riding a bike is a personal and very serious bit of shit you do in your life...concentrate on your skills...and shit...
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Saw a guy reading the newspaper this on the way to work on the Welly motorway this morning.
I wasn't reading the paper,
I was just looking at the pictures
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I've seen the same in Dorkland, some of the stories I've heard from truckies I know don't bear repeating.. And a steel pipe through the window will most likely get you runoverSaw a guy reading the newspaper this on the way to work on the Welly motorway this morning.
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They had 2 plain clothes bike cops in Perth last month with helmet cams looking for this sort of stuff - issued over 600 tickets and filmed some right drongoes! Best part, if you were wearing a helmet cam on the bike, suddenly the traffic started to behave a lot better once the word got out.........
- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Hardcore Biker
Internet books.
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Improve the mind on your daily commute.
I suggest the OP read a book on chilling the fuck out - and shit
"I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.
L-Plate Rider
Do the cops do this on the m/ways in NZ ? They should....
You be splitting the lane and you wonder why the tard is starting to drift over the white line, that gap gets small quick...not hard to glance down and see the clown texting away on Kiwibiker , commute on the m/way most days....see it every day....packing the pipe tomorrow mo fos
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