Grumpy Old Bastard
If you spread dunny cleaner around the bowl, make sure when you flush the thing, that there is no cleaner left around the rim above where the water comes out before you sit on it next...such oversight has been known to have dire consequences..(and no, I'm NOT fucking telling you how I know this...)
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Hardcore Biker
Bet ya got a shiny clean rim tho
If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy
I have a gas axe and a welder! What do you mean "it won't fit"?
Smarty pants... since ages ago
Next time put the seat down BEFORE you sit ...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Rasta Ratskins
This should be in the " Never cut extremely hot chillies up and then handle your genitalia" thread.
If there is one.
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Forum whore
Or never use a Chili s a suppository.Originally Posted by Laava
Aio ki te Aorangi
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Fully qualified Sifter.
LIke this shit...
Forum whore
Did you hear the one about the guy who mixed up his anal cream with his Colgate. He got a 'ring of confidence'.
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Grumpy Old Bastard
This was not as bad as THAT incident...(yes, there was one)
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Hardcore Biker
On the flip side you have just saved on having to go get your anal beard bleached.
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