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  1. 27th February 2014, 08:20 #1
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    "Fake" war hero

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...war-hero-claim

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuff.co.nz
    He bought medals off Trade Me, pinned them to his chest - and made up elaborate tales about life as an SAS soldier.

    He said the military had rung him up and called him an idiot. He agreed
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  2. 27th February 2014, 09:18 #2
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    "Militch told the school he was a sniper deployed overseas and at one point had Saddam Hussein in his sights."

    You'd think alarm bells would be ringing at this point lol

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  3. 27th February 2014, 09:26 #3
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    I wonder what he's like as a carpenter...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    I wonder what he's like as a carpenter...
    But can we be sure he is an actual carpenter?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    I wonder what he's like as a carpenter...
    Pretty good with a nail gun I suspect ( or maybe not )
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    What a mad tripper to do shit like that.
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    Well, I suppose he lived his dream Fairly dumb to think he could get away with that crap in a country like NZ.
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  9. 27th February 2014, 10:51 #9
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    Guess we can all have dreams but hey, they can turn into nightmare's if fantasy catches up with reality! ... Be careful out there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Guess we can all have dreams but hey, they can turn into nightmare's if fantasy catches up with reality! ... Be careful out there!
    Lol. There's a certain person that frequents this site that should pay attention to that.
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    Bet he was using his war hero stories to do a bit of cheating on the wifey. I mean it's just too much effort to got for impressing mates and some random kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Bet he was using his war hero stories to do a bit of cheating on the wifey. I mean it's just too much effort to got for impressing mates and some random kids.
    Like, "Gurl, wanna see my high-calibre rifle?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Like, "Gurl, wanna see my high-calibre rifle?"
    and like, "Gurl, I be happy to pop a shot into your face any time"
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