Two words

**FJRider** · 8th March 2014, 17:11

Originally Posted by Akzle

i can only aspire to your greatness.

What fuken gets me, is that some people (well, kbers, if not actual people) have taken me off?!

I'm only 14th on the list ... must try harder ...

A total of 8 members not enjoying the wisdom of my words ...

**Berries** · 9th March 2014, 08:13

Originally Posted by FJRider

A total of 8 members not enjoying the wisdom of my words ...

Oh, it is more than that.

**jasonu** · 9th March 2014, 14:14

Originally Posted by Katman

Woohoo, number one again.

And I don't even remember trying to piss anyone off recently.

That doesn't make you any less of a dick though.

**Banditbandit** · 10th March 2014, 08:28

Originally Posted by Oakie

You can ignore me. I sold my Bandit and am now unworthy of your company.

Naaa ... you still ride don't cha ??? Choice of bike is your perogative

**PrincessBandit** · 16th March 2014, 19:02

Don't forget those two words folks, it will save you a lot of frustration

**mashman** · 16th March 2014, 19:08

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Don't forget those two words folks, it will save you a lot of frustration

So does a good wank... and I only have to close my eyes for that. That and it's a much more gratifying and repeatable experience whereas you can only ignore someone once

**PrincessBandit** · 17th March 2014, 08:24

Originally Posted by mashman

So does a good wank... and I only have to close my eyes for that. That and it's a much more gratifying and repeatable experience whereas you can only ignore someone once

Lol. While I have called the occasional person a wanker, I've never thought of saying "oh, go have a wank". I guess I'm just too poite...

**mashman** · 17th March 2014, 09:59

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Lol. While I have called the occasional person a wanker, I've never thought of saying "oh, go have a wank". I guess I'm just too poite...

Hey, if you were going to be impolite you'd say here's $20 bucks, go get a handy. Go have a wank is merely a constructive suggestion and an encouragement for the release of their angst... and cheaper.

**Akzle** · 17th March 2014, 10:38

Originally Posted by mashman

Hey, if you were going to be impolite you'd say here's $20 bucks, go get a handy. Go have a wank is merely a constructive suggestion and an encouragement for the release of their angst... and cheaper.

or she could save herself the twenty and just give y'a handy.
Thats not only polite, but considerate.

**mashman** · 17th March 2014, 12:27

Originally Posted by Akzle

or she could save herself the twenty and just give y'a handy.
Thats not only polite, but considerate.

You raise a fine point and deserve a hand for such a suggestion. Take 5 bro.

**T.W.R** · 17th March 2014, 23:40

Originally Posted by mashman

You raise a fine point and deserve a hand for such a suggestion. Take 5 bro.

Five is a bit optimistic....two fingers & the thumb would probably have it in a full choke hold

**PrincessBandit** · 24th July 2014, 17:54

Seems to be time to resurrect this thread again.

Seriously folks, "use the button, use the button, use the button". We do actually keep eyes on what gets posted where and by whom; the best remedy if you don't want to read bovine feces from ejaculation appendages then USE THE FREAKIN' IGNORE FUNCTION.