Well that's a relief, they've found it!
It's in the Indian Ocean
http://news.msn.co.nz/nationalnews/8...omparing-pings
Now we've told you where it is, you other guys can get on and do the easy part![]()
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
You know what's got me fucked?? Why is it that the OZ and NZ flight crews were flying at 250ft for 4 days..... but when the Chinese came along on their first day and flew at 30,000 ft they saw it.....???
When you fly at 250ft, you can only see about 200-400ft either side of your visual area. Are they stupid or what?? No wonder the Chinese are the new brains of the world......
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Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
I totally understand where you're coming from, and you're spot on, it wasn't visual - it was either radar or satellite.... (satellite my pick)
BUT..... I flew for a number of years, and did railway line/pipeline/dams/fencing visual inspections for companies in Aussie, and at 200 feet, you only see whats below you that's for sure....
Imagine how big the swell was and then throw in white caps..... you won't see jack shit at 250 ft!
The RAAF and NZAF were spanking their monkeys.....
Oh, and then also throw in the minimum 220kph-ish speed of the Orions......
Can you clearly identify a can of coke 30 feet from the side of the road at 220kms??? That was never going to happen...
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Yeah .. I get all that ... but they knew what they were looking for and they were in the (approximately) right area ... they were not doing big sweeps looking for anything - they were grid searching looking in a specific area ..
At 220klicks I couldn't even see the bumble bee that came in my helmet and slammed me on the cheek ... (I dforgot to shut the visor) and at 220klicks on our roads I am too busy watching in front to worry about coke cans off to the side of the road ..
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Good news.
I have a feeling that they will find this plane wreck and it will reveal that there were difficulties on board due to malfunction, all will be exonerated! R.I.P.![]()
I'm sure a brave Chinese man will step forward, don a humble wetsuit with a "special" air mix, dive down and return to the surface (unharmed) with the black boxes. He will then present them personally to the Chinese premier. Together they will proclaim the greatness of china and how they triumphed when everyone else failed.
Sun-setting film of glorious Chinese national flag waving in the breeze, etc, etc.
(The Chinese PR machine will be working overtime to turn this into a victory for the masses to celebrate)
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TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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