Things I'm sad my children will not learn. And shit.

**Akzle** · 11th March 2014, 20:09

Originally Posted by rustyrobot

Ah well. Guess that balances out how genuinely sad I am that my kids can't grow up in a country free of small-minded hate -mongering racist bigots

i would like my kids to live in that country too

Confusing too because you read like a decent bloke otherwise .

you really are confused arent you dear.

Take what i say word for word.

Then multiply it by 'nothing is srs',
add 5/4ths lulz and
divide by homebrew and a doobie.
I think youll find it equals 'the blinders are only formed in YOUR mind'

**SMOKEU** · 11th March 2014, 20:10

Originally Posted by rustyrobot

Ah well. Guess that balances out how genuinely sad I am that my kids can't grow up in a country free of small-minded hate -mongering racist bigots such as yourself. Confusing too because you read like a decent bloke otherwise .

If that's aimed at me then I suggest you think about the context of my statements more closely, rather than making assumptions based on your own prejudices.

**scumdog** · 11th March 2014, 20:17

Change a set of points

Make a 'tank' from a cotton reel.

**haydes55** · 11th March 2014, 20:20

I fear children will grow up not knowing the power of Chuck Norris.... That's just dangerous.

**rustyrobot** · 11th March 2014, 20:31

Originally Posted by Akzle

Take what i say word for word.

Then multiply it by 'nothing is srs',
add 5/4ths lulz and
divide by homebrew and a doobie.
I think youll find it equals 'the blinders are only formed in YOUR mind'

Mitchell - I get it. You're the kid who could have been top of the class but found they got more attention making fart noises and drawing dick pictures.

I know you wouldn't go desecrating graves with Smokey and his buddies. And when you write 'jews', I'll read 'windmills'.

**Akzle** · 11th March 2014, 20:33

Originally Posted by scumdog

Change a set of points

Make a 'tank' from a cotton reel.

fuck points.
i know what a cotton reel is, a wooden one even. But a tank?
*pince nez glasses and doich accent*
ssso. Tel mee abaut yuuur childhuud

Originally Posted by haydes55

I fear children will grow up not knowing the power of Chuck Norris.... That's just dangerous.

i roundhouse kick mine twice a day whether they need it or not.

Lest we forget.

**SMOKEU** · 11th March 2014, 20:35

Originally Posted by rustyrobot

I know you wouldn't go desecrating graves with Smokey and his buddies. And when you write 'jews', I'll read 'windmills'.

That's pretty harsh. I have too much respect for the dead to do shit like that.

**rustyrobot** · 11th March 2014, 20:40

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

That's pretty harsh. I have too much respect for the dead to do shit like that.

Then I unreservedly apologise for alleging any connection between you and the National Front, and the National Front and the desecration of graves.

**Akzle** · 11th March 2014, 20:42

Originally Posted by rustyrobot

Mitchell - I get it. You're the kid who could have been top of the class but found they got more attention making fart noises and drawing dick pictures.

I know you wouldn't go desecrating graves with Smokey and his buddies. And when you write 'jews', I'll read 'windmills'.

mweeeehahahaha. I was right that you are wrong. Maybe you should be more selective about what lines you snort.
(theres 3 puns in there for you)

No. Ive never gone out of my way to get more attention.
Did fuken hate school and maybe for that reason (stand up and tell the class...)
now, as then, my first aim is for tptb to leave me the fuck alone.
But now i have a soap box and a 30% receptive audience.

top of the class? No. There was/is heaps people classier than me.
Honoured, though, by you assuming i could /have be /en.

**rustyrobot** · 11th March 2014, 20:44

I'm sad that my children will not learn.... wait - couldn't I just teach them anything I wanted them to learn?

I think my kids have it fucking great in this country, time, and age. When I look around at the lot of most others, or dial the clock back 50 or 100 years.... they are well placed for some good times. Roll on... tha future... and someone send Karl Burnett to Mars already.

**nerrrd** · 11th March 2014, 20:47

I'm sad that kids will grow up never knowing that models, puppetry and a bit of ingenuity can make an awesome hour long TV show.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwd...its_shortfilms

Please, please don't let them ever remake it with CGI.

**Akzle** · 11th March 2014, 20:48

Originally Posted by rustyrobot

Mitchell - I get it. You're the kid who could have been top of the class but found they got more attention making fart noises and drawing dick pictures.

I know you wouldn't go desecrating graves with Smokey and his buddies. And when you write 'jews', I'll read 'windmills'.

and as a matter of interest, why would mitchell be bitter about staci and chris?

**SMOKEU** · 11th March 2014, 20:48

Originally Posted by rustyrobot

Then I unreservedly apologise for alleging any connection between you and the National Front, and the National Front and the desecration of graves.

Without going into too much detail about what I do or don't know, I'm pretty sure that the NF won't be into shit like tagging graves.

**rustyrobot** · 11th March 2014, 20:57

Originally Posted by Akzle

and as a matter of interest, why would mitchell be bitter about staci and chris?

Well you know - that Mitchell so aloof and above it all. Toying with Staci like she was no thing. Taking Chris for granted. He just didn't see what was going on when he wasn't there. The tentative glances, the furtive touches. He put on a brave face - he was distant to keep himself safe - always afraid he wanted more.

WINDMILLS!