First woman on the moon

[mashman]

The fist woman astronaut on the moon discovers there's a problem.

Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem.

Houston: Please repeat.

Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem.

Houston: Can you state the nature of the problem.

Astronaut: Well, it's tricky to explain.

Houston: Ok, can you try to explain it please.

Astronaut: It's ok, don't worry about it.

Houston: We're pretty concerned down here, please explain what the problem is.

Astronaut (highly annoyed): There's a problem ok. You're telling me you don't know what the problem is when you should damn well know what the problem is without me having to tell you.

[Akzle]

ha, ha, haha.

Women are property.
Theres a damn good reason men dont let them in space. They fuck up enough shit on this planet as is....

[Swoop]

The moon is really dusty and she didn't take enough vacuum cleaner bags up with her.

[HenryDorsetCase]

You boys are naughty. I am so telling your Mums.