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  1. 1st September 2005, 20:56 #1
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    Arrow Why did the chicken cross the road? Find out what happened.

    Imagine been on a motorbike when this happened.............
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    Ouch, very good though
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    Heh heh, that's fucking cool.

    (Okay, not for the chicken maybe)
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    That would make one soil one's strides...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk
    Imagine been on a motorbike when this happened.............
    Imagine being the Chook...................whaaaaaark!
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    I reckon if you were on a bike you would have made it out the back window as well ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk
    Imagine been on a motorbike when this happened.............


    (w)holy crap!

    thats a k5 boxster as well... i'd be gutted - almost as much as the chook

    in fact, id attempt to put all the itsy-bitsy pieces of bird back together just so I could kick the crap out of it...
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    that not the same chook .............. that chook was FRAMED
    ... ...

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    Hard to believe a chicken would do that even if the car was travelling at some rate of knots. Thought the safety glass wouldn't have let it through.
    Should get Myth Busters onto this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zadok
    Hard to believe a chicken would do that even if the car was travelling at some rate of knots. Thought the safety glass wouldn't have let it through.
    Should get Myth Busters onto this.
    It isn't a chicken
    It is a pheasant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thehollowmen
    It isn't a chicken
    It is a pheasant.
    Ah, well that's different!
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    TOLD you so!!!!!!
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    damn... sucks for the chicken (pheasant)... as for the driver... well if he/she's driving a proche then they can afford to get it fixed..
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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