How to kill someone (nicely)

**awa355** · 20th March 2014, 14:12

Running out of ideas to nail the nasties, in America of all places.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=11196628

**SMOKEU** · 20th March 2014, 14:26

**Big Dog** · 20th March 2014, 14:40

There is no nice way to kill someone. Maybe there shouldn't be.

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**Paul in NZ** · 20th March 2014, 14:52

Why cant they just take an overdose of some feel good drug?

**mashman** · 20th March 2014, 15:26

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

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There can be only one.

**awa355** · 20th March 2014, 15:31

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Why cant they just take an overdose of some feel good drug?

Apparently, no one will sell the yanks the stuff. As for Smokeu's idea, far too uncouth and messy, not civilized at all.

The last paragraph in the article tells of a botched electricution in 1997. They virtually burnt the poor buggars head off.

**SMOKEU** · 20th March 2014, 15:35

Originally Posted by mashman

There can be only one.

It's a bit naughty to quote embedded images.

Originally Posted by awa355

Apparently, no one will sell the yanks the stuff. As for Smokeu's idea, far to uncouth and messy, not civilized at all.

The last paragraph in the article tells of a botched electricution in 1997. They virtually burnt the poor buggars head off.

Well, something has to be done.

**cynna** · 20th March 2014, 15:46

air is free - just inject that into them

**mashman** · 20th March 2014, 15:56

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

It's a bit naughty to quote embedded images.

Tis a predicament for the mods as there is context. However I will take their punishment.

**Big Dog** · 20th March 2014, 16:44

Apparently from a scientific standpoint drowning and smoke inhalation are the two most pleasant ways to. Apparently any discomfort is temporary and relates more to the hope you might survive than the incident. Still not signing a waiver to get drowned instead of a life sentence. Mostly because with life you do eventually get out and even if not there are still appeals. Once you are dead you are dead. No rolling back that change.

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**unstuck** · 20th March 2014, 17:08

Originally Posted by Big Dog

smoke inhalation are the two most pleasant ways

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Yep, I have been committing suicide since I was 14. So much nicer than hanging from the garage roof I imagine.

**SMOKEU** · 20th March 2014, 17:10

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Apparently from a scientific standpoint drowning and smoke inhalation are the two most pleasant ways to. Apparently any discomfort is temporary and relates more to the hope you might survive than the incident. Still not signing a waiver to get drowned instead of a life sentence. Mostly because with life you do eventually get out and even if not there are still appeals. Once you are dead you are dead. No rolling back that change.

Drowning sounds like a horrible way to die.

**Akzle** · 20th March 2014, 17:17

bullet. Head or chest i would accept. I use lots of bullets. I know what they do.
Lethal injection (sodium variety) no thanks. Electrocution, drowning, gassing, hanging etc, seen the results. Nope.

Guilotine? Maybe.
Interesting someone won an appeal to die by firing squad, despite women bleeding out the vagina about the "inhumanity" of it, a few years ago.
Interesting also, the legal procedure in the us costs 3-4 times as much, to kill someone as jail em for life.
O well. Jews get paid.

**mashman** · 20th March 2014, 17:20

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Drowning sounds like a horrible way to die.

Especially when they slap a towel over your face then drown you and then revive you and then slap a towel over your face then drown you and then revive you and then............