ducatilover's squidtastic pile of crap

[ducatilover]

I decided to smash my bike to bits just to please you lot with another crap streetfighter build....

Story of the bike: Purchased for fuck all as a ZZR400K, motor was crap as one would expect having a massively ghey 58hp...picked up a complete (minus fairings and straight forks) ZZR600D/ZX6D and did an engine swap. Simple, went pretty well to say the least and had some sexual stainless twin cans on it. Was pretty darn near mint as I threw countless hours at a bike I always wanted.....as ya do.

So I was practicing wheelies, did a wheelie big one and fucked the bike and hurt myself a wee bit ('tis only a flesh wound)

And here we are, the bike looks like Hiroshima.... forks = munted. Triple clamps = munted. fairings? Fuck, they're dumb anyway. Rear rim is cracked (Shh don't laugh)

Plans: Simple front end for now, single headlight and maybe a belly pan.
Fix the mufflers, may go shorty on their arses.
Swap my spare rims onto it.
Have found an RS250 esque single seat unit. Might be good for a laugh. Don't want to throw my spare rear fairings on, they're bigger than Russia and about as sexy as finding crabs in a hamburger.

Ideas, comments?

[Geeen]

Good to see you subscribe to 'do it once, do it right ' It really is a blank canvas for you now, so go crazy on it. dual underseat pipes, no pillion perch. and an evil front end

[kiwi cowboy]

I decided to smash my bike to bits just to please you lot with another crap streetfighter build....

Story of the bike: Purchased for fuck all as a ZZR400K, motor was crap as one would expect having a massively ghey 58hp...picked up a complete (minus fairings and straight forks) ZZR600D/ZX6D and did an engine swap. Simple, went pretty well to say the least and had some sexual stainless twin cans on it. Was pretty darn near mint as I threw countless hours at a bike I always wanted.....as ya do.

So I was practicing wheelies, di a wheelie big one and fucked the bike and hurt myself a wee nit ('tis only a flesh wound)

And here we are, the bike looks like Hiroshima.... forks = munted. Triple clamps = munted. fairings? Fuck, they're dumb anyway. Rear rim is cracked (Shh don't laugh)

Plans: Simple front end for now, single headlight and maybe a belly pan.
Fix the mufflers, may go shorty on their arses.
Swap my spare rims onto it.
Have found an RS250 esque single seat unit. Might be good for a laugh. Don't want to throw my spare rear fairings on, they're bigger than Russia and about as sexy as finding crabs in a hamburger.

Ideas, comments?

Ahhhh you havent heard of zip ties,number 8 wire and duckt tape then

[ducatilover]

Ahhhh you havent heard of zip ties,number 8 wire and duckt tape then

You need to see my tape and cable tie collection mate.....I'm a REAL kiwi

Good to see you subscribe to 'do it once, do it right ' It really is a blank canvas for you now, so go crazy on it. dual underseat pipes, no pillion perch. and an evil front end

Definitely a single seat and I may have the most awesome mod in the pipe for a speedo, thanks to having genius mates, it's a secret though.

[kiwi cowboy]

You need to see my tape and cable tie collection mate.....I'm a REAL kiwi


Definitely a single seat and I may have the most awesome mod in the pipe for a speedo, thanks to having genius mates, it's a secret though.

BULLSHIT a REAL kiwi STARTS wit number 8 wire

[sinfull]

So I was practicing wheelies, di a wheelie BAD one and fucked the bike and hurt myself a wee nit ('tis only a flesh wound)

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Fixed that for ya !

[ducatilover]

BULLSHIT a REAL kiwi STARTS wit number 8 wire

You're sooooo last century.

Fixed that for ya !

Thanks mate, I think you spelled awesome wrong

[kiwi cowboy]

You're sooooo last century.



Thanks mate, I think you spelled awesome wrong

Well if you were riding a bike from last centry you would have only had to replace the number 8 wire that broke and you woulda been able to carry on

[AllanB]

All that from a wheelie!

How the F did you crack the rear wheel?

I'd be inclined to see if the frame was straight before throwing $ at it if it has had enough force to crack your rim.

[ducatilover]

Well if you were riding a bike from last centry you would have only had to replace the number 8 wire that broke and you woulda been able to carry on

Ooooh it is from last century, this will be easy as hell to fix!

All that from a wheelie!

How the F did you crack the rear wheel?

I'd be inclined to see if the frame was straight before throwing $ at it if it has had enough force to crack your rim.

It was potentially a good wheelie. Bike went end over end and corkscrewed a few times.
I have a spare bike (Stupid 400) minus forks and fairings So, I don't care about the frame. I have taken off what I can, my energy and strength is very limited currently, but, I cannot see any cracks. Will look closer tomorrow and measure it up etc.

I have no idea how the rim cracked, I'm going to hang it on the wall

[Dodgy_Matt]

I have agreat looking bike that you can have cheap... 2800...

[ducatilover]

I have agreat looking bike that you can have cheap... 2800...

If I had the coin.....I love the ZZR for some reason and will rebuild her to a naked beast.

[Dodgy_Matt]

If I had the coin.....I love the ZZR for some reason and will rebuild her to a naked beast.

I spoze if you did that it wouldnt look any more fucked than it does now.......

[ducatilover]

I spoze if you did that it wouldnt look any more fucked than it does now.......

Want to put money on it?

[Dodgy_Matt]

Want to put money on it?

Ummm ok, No... ahahahaha