I am the Slime

**Motu** · 21st January 2004, 09:42

Here it is altogether,some have guess it yet.Looks like I need a new sig.

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

**slob** · 21st January 2004, 09:47

Originally Posted by Motu

Here it is altogether,some have guess it yet.

Is this meant to be a quiz? If so it's a Frank Zappa song.

**Hitcher** · 21st January 2004, 10:10

I had figured that it wasn't anything by Jethro Tull...

**Motu** · 21st January 2004, 12:25

And the album?

**Hitcher** · 21st January 2004, 13:26

Originally Posted by Motu

And the album?

Over-nite Sensation

**slob** · 21st January 2004, 16:07

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Over-nite Sensation

That's the one! I have the album, but haven't played it in ages!

**What?** · 21st January 2004, 19:06

Originally Posted by slob

That's the one! I have the album, but haven't played it in ages!

Ditto. You should be ashamed of yourself.

**SPman** · 21st January 2004, 21:14

Originally Posted by Motu

Looks like I need a new sig.

You could try the lyrics to "Dynamo Hum"

**Motu** · 22nd January 2004, 13:42

Originally Posted by SPman

You could try the lyrics to "Dynamo Hum"

Kiss my aura - Dora

I might be just Movin to Montana soon,me an the pygme pony.

**SPman** · 22nd January 2004, 14:30

Yippee eye o kai aye

**Motu** · 22nd January 2004, 15:13

Hey,the pygme pony,he's not for kai...OK?

**SPman** · 22nd January 2004, 17:37

Hmmmm....Better stick to growin Dental Floss......

**What?** · 22nd January 2004, 19:30

Originally Posted by SPman

Hmmmm....Better stick to growin Dental Floss......

And zircon-encrusted tweezers....

**Motu** · 22nd January 2004, 21:53

mennil toss flykoon.

bunch of old farts - I hope you guy's didn't listen to that,like,drunk y'know.

dynamo hum is a bit,ah...riskay,but wasn't one of his songs banned - so he recorded it backwards.Thereby giving rise to the urban legend of - if you play this one backwards you can hear them say....mmmmuuuummmphzzzitttt!!!