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    Ludicrous motorbike

    I found this on b3ta, swedish eh? that doesn't necessarily explain things...


    >> Ludicrous motorbike <<
    Monster trucks make you look like a real man.
    Why not convert your motorbike the same way?
    The answer is here: It will make you look like
    a tiny wee child, particularly since it needs
    stabilisers to stay upright. Jessies.

    http://www.uq.net.au/~zzlhiess/Big%20Toe.htm
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    To paraphrase Dave Barry, I have to point out that 'The Ludicrous Motorbikes' would be an excellent name for a rock band.

    Also, the low-quality photoshopping of those pics leads one to suspect that there are far too many long, boring evenings up there in Sweden and not enough nubile Swedish maidens to enliven them.

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    Dang! This looks like something Cletus and Billy-Bob knocked together in a shed in tractor-pulling country...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    To paraphrase Dave Barry, I have to point out that 'The Ludicrous Motorbikes' would be an excellent name for a rock band.

    Also, the low-quality photoshopping of those pics leads one to suspect that there are far too many long, boring evenings up there in Sweden and not enough nubile Swedish maidens to enliven them.
    Actually - it is a real life bike - saw it on the discovery channel.....bloody stupid if you ask me

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    Quote Originally Posted by wkid_one
    Actually - it is a real life bike - saw it on the discovery channel.....bloody stupid if you ask me
    So true. And too stupid for words. Much like Volvos...
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    What about a MEGABLADE? Do you fancy a MEGABLADE? Come, take a look at the MEGABLADE.
    DAMMIT, THAT IS NOT A BLADE!!!
    Pic & Spec of the MEGABLADE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot
    What about a MEGABLADE?
    Hmmm. Interesting. I have a friend that has a seven with the Toyota FXGT motor hotted up to about 200hp. The Fireblade would probably be heaps faster even though there's not as much power.

    Those Seven's are FAST!
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by celticno6
    Hmmm. Interesting. I have a friend that has a seven with the Toyota FXGT motor hotted up to about 200hp. The Fireblade would probably be heaps faster even though there's not as much power.

    Those Seven's are FAST!

    I don't know man. It doesn't have the hp nor the torque so I would have to wonder how good it will be. They should have stuck a ZX12's engine with a turbo kit in it. That would rock!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot
    What about a MEGABLADE?
    'sfunny, I remember when Westfield started making the Megabusa (was it in 2000 or so?) the motor noters for the car mags test-drove it and raved on about how quick and nimble it was, etc, etc.

    I wondered at the time what they'd think about the *bike*.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    I wondered at the time what they'd think about the *bike*.
    Nah mate, they'd probably be shitting themselves trying to achieve the Hyabusa equivalent of a full four wheel drift on a fast corner.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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