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    You got a shit load less than you deserved!
    Dont come wanking off in here about getting stopped for 11 K's over the speed limit in an area that even your own kids play in in YOUR OWN street for fucks sake.
    Cunt, yeah! you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    Dont come wanking off in here about getting stopped for 11 K's over the speed limit in an area that even your own kids play in in YOUR OWN street for fucks sake.
    I hardly think our harsh words will fix it... about the same the last ticket did him... fuck all.
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    If someone ran over my child around my house, I'd be pissed off. If I found that maggot to have been speeding, then they'd be joining Heath Ledger, Nelson Mandela, Mick Jaggers girl friend etc etc....
    No excuses for speeding - and if you're caught, it's your own dumb fault..... Not the police.
    Are you part of the worlds new youth? It's always someone elses fault.............????
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    Quote Originally Posted by superjackal View Post
    if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.
    Your neighborhood .. ??? you own it ... or just exist there ...

    And it's where other peoples kids play too ... where Grandmothers and Grandfathers take their Grandkids and (or) dogs for a walk ....

    Quote Originally Posted by superjackal View Post
    Last ticket I got in December for 113kph on SH2 between Wgtn and Petone.
    Like we care (now) ...

    Quote Originally Posted by superjackal View Post
    Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.
    Just wait 'till you hear all our opinions of you ... the above would seem like sweet talk ...

    Quote Originally Posted by superjackal View Post
    I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.
    Even the one's that don't give you a ticket because you were having a bad day ...??? How considerate of you ...

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    Really bad fucking day.
    I feel good news is needed after all that then ... I had a GREAT day ...
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    Bloody plonker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by superjackal View Post
    Fucking cunty cops. Went and got a curry last night and on the way home got pinged. I'd pulled into my drive and was halfway out the door when the boys in blue (one boy the other a pigerina - who spent the whole time on her mobile talking to her friend) came into my driveway at speed (my kids play there) and told me he'd just nabbed me doing 61kph (fuck knows - wasn't looking). He was about to run his routine and give me my $80 policeman's raffle ticket when my wife told him I'd just lost everything I owed in the Kilbirnie Storage fire. Good on him, he backed off but if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.

    Last ticket I got in December for 113kph on SH2 between Wgtn and Petone.

    Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.

    I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.

    Really bad fucking day.
    You're a complete cunt. Get over yourself.
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    I guess when you wake up too late to put the rubbish out, the rubbish collectors are cunts too??

    When you overstay your time at a park n display carpark, Wilsons parking are cunts too??

    When you don't pay your GST on time, the IRD are cunts??

    When you overdraw your bank account, the banks a cunt??

    When you don't pay your electricity bill, and the power goes off, the lines company are cunts too???

    WTF??

    It's called being responsible for your own actions.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by superjackal View Post

    Really bad fucking day.
    How so. You got off on an infringement that pretty much everyone else who has posted on this thread would have thought you should have been upheld on. Pretty fucken good day really. Unless your glass is half empty....

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    You got a shit load less than you deserved!
    Dont come wanking off in here about getting stopped for 11 K's over the speed limit in an area that even your own kids play in in YOUR OWN street for fucks sake.
    Cunt, yeah! you.
    say what you really mean mark

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    Aww com on fellas, He is a KB'r, so at 11k over the limit . he's probably safer than 99% of the non KB population would be at the legal limit
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    Quote Originally Posted by superjackal View Post
    Fucking cunty cops. Went and got a curry last night and on the way home got pinged..yadda-yadda-yadda...

    And more yadda-yadda-yadd....

    Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.

    I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.

    Really bad fucking day.

    Glad you enjoyed the experience!
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    Quote Originally Posted by superjackal View Post
    Fucking cunty cops. Went and got a curry last night and on the way home got pinged. I'd pulled into my drive and was halfway out the door when the boys in blue (one boy the other a pigerina - who spent the whole time on her mobile talking to her friend) came into my driveway at speed (my kids play there) and told me he'd just nabbed me doing 61kph (fuck knows - wasn't looking). He was about to run his routine and give me my $80 policeman's raffle ticket when my wife told him I'd just lost everything I owed in the Kilbirnie Storage fire. Good on him, he backed off but if it hadn't been for my misfortune, the little cuntface would have proudly handed me $80 for speeding in my own neighbourhood.

    Last ticket I got in December for 113kph on SH2 between Wgtn and Petone.

    Fucking bunch of arse-fingering, arse-tongueing bottom feeders.

    I don't hate all cops, but I fucking hate the ones that pull you over for this sort of petty shit.

    Really bad fucking day.
    Sticking to the back roads

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post

    Wilsons parking are cunts ??

    the IRD are cunts??

    the banks a cunt??
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    i think everybody agrees with this

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
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